"Dude, Terry told me he indulged in a Tennessee tuna melt with Crystal last night, right after Jim Bob fucked her. Gross."
by Terrence Horace February 01, 2018
have unprotected sex with a woman, then go to another woman's place and have her suck you off. when your done ask her how it tasted. then tell her that its called a tuna melt surprise
by joeyab July 13, 2011
Poker term used for someone who plays brilliantly the whole game and then loses all his/her chips after a small series of stupid plays. Coined after the famous poker-player, Mike "the Mouth" Matusow.
I can't believe I just called you and doubled you up. I've been playing great all game and all-of-a-sudden I'm having a fucking Matusow Melt-down.
by coltrane1 January 13, 2008
A home made water pipe made out of a plastic bottle used for smoking sour diesel, preferably. Sometimes referred to as a reversed gravity bong, originating from Sweet Cottage. The effects of ripping an ideal face melt results in intense feelings of the victim's entire face literally dripping down their skull and crawling down their throat.
by Mini Puss August 16, 2009
Valkeryie: Holy shit!! Layzer, this beefy cheesy melt is sooo beefy and....cheesy....and omg....its heaven.
Layzer:....dude...i know.
Layzer:....dude...i know.
by valkeryie May 12, 2008
The chunky and violent bouts of diarrhea one suffers after having a spoiled tuna melt sandwich. Particularly common when the sandwich is smothered in extra mayonaisse. Classified by offensive odors and unreal sounds emitted from the rectum.
by Senor Cock Tease January 06, 2003
the situation where a man suffers from a male yeast infection and proceeds to melt his dick in a waffle iron
by duncan mcleod February 22, 2009