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Kyle

Kyle is a hella cool man who likes planes and space and Russians. He drinks Monster because Kyles of all sorts need their fuel. Kyle is a deity most commonly known as KYYYLLEEE locally at Space Camp. His disciples are his beloved, and they cherish and pray to him for his everlasting love and safety.
Disciple 1: KYLLLEEEE!
Rest of Disciples: KYYYYYYYLLLLLEEEEEE!
Kyle: When can I go homeeeeee
by russianamish June 18, 2019
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Kyle

An attractive man who is definitely a keeper. He is kind caring smart and way better than anyone you can imagine. You would be lucky to have him
Omg your dating kyle. You are so lucky
by Joemamaanjidaddy October 19, 2019
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Kyle

An absolute ass. Is cute but needs to stop cheating on a whole bunch of girls at once.
Bob: Wow! Kyle is a complete player!
Harry: I know! He dated both of my sisters at the SAME TIME!
Bob: What?
by slenderproxy69 May 6, 2020
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Kyle

A VERY confusing person. He will always send mixed signals. He doesn’t care about anything except for his phone and MAYBE his girlfriend. If you meet a Kyle try to be funny they love humour. Kyle’s are fun to be around but don’t get on their bad side because they will fuck up your life.
Wow he has humour like a Kyle!
by Atamdowneneis July 21, 2019
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Kylee

One of the sexiest guys in earth. Always there to make you happy and smile from ear to ear. Never judges anyone and has the cutest smile
Kylee’s girlfriend is sooo lucky
by Hisgirl September 14, 2019
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kyles

Kyles are guys who punch holes in the wall, drink Monster Energy, listen to rap-metal from 2001 and really like motorcross or wrestling. Usually seen in lower-class, predominantly white suburbs wearing snapbacks and Tapout shirts.
"Man, Kyles are proabably some of the angriest guys I've ever met!"
by yaboisquiggly May 7, 2020
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Kyle

He will drink all of your monster and Mountain Dew prior to punching a hole in your wall
That’s Kyle's sixth monster today

Watch out
by Bryson 210 June 8, 2019
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