chef jerk

A chef who appears on one of many cam sites, such as Chatroulette and Omegle, masturbating while wearing a chef's uniform.

Courtney ( Sees the chef jerkin' it on cam ) - "CHEF JERK!"

by Marcus James Allen May 21, 2010

Chef's Kiss

The small droplets of oil that appear in and around the edge of a meal. This is a result of the oil separating from the other ingredients whilst remaining to enhance the dish with it's infused flavour. This is most prominent in moist dishes such as a curry or a bolognese.

"I can tell this is a good curry, you can see the chefs kiss"

"phwoarr every dish here has a chef's kiss, they've basically snogged it"

by PlokGB February 14, 2020

Chefs kiss

When your fingering a chick and stick a finger in her pussy and a finger in her ass and touch them together through the wall that separates them. Then you pull the fingers out put them together and do a tradional kiss that an Italian chef would do

Me and Bobby was gettin' frisky last night and he pulled the chefs kiss on me. It was awesome.

by Stix Platinum May 17, 2022

Chef's Kiss

When the person preparing the food spits in it.

I gave his hamurger the Chef's Kiss.

by daveobot January 10, 2021

Pastry chef

When one can sign there initials on a girls tits with their cum.

Wow, you were even able to dot the "i" for Ivan? Your a real Pastry Chef

by eric May 20, 2004

the anal chef

it is where an Arabic man takes his poo and cooks it in a pan until it is soft, then adds water. once the poo sauce is ready he ejaculates all over it then makes a woman eat it while he gives her anal

she did the anal chef last night

by Dr. StankySac January 29, 2009

Chef Patrick

noun; Moniker given to culinary geniuses who are good with their hands. Usually reserved for handsome men with a sparkling smile, who can turn on the heat in the kitchen and pretty much anywhere else.

Girl 1: OMG this food is soooo good! Check it out - that's the guy who made it.
Girl 2: Oh yeah, he's definitely a Chef Patrick.
Girl 1: How can you tell?
Girl 2: Honey, the steam that is rising is not coming from your dish it's coming from you looking at him!

by HulaGurl June 21, 2011