anchor wanker

a dude who gets sexually excited when his favorite female news reader is on tv

"hey bruh, wanna go for a beer?"
"nah, i'm gonna watch Katy Curic and fondle myself"
"dude, your such an anchor wanker"

by crickey smith March 08, 2022

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anchor-clanker

A bunch of old anchor-clankers were drinkink yesterday in Liverpool.

by oldtug June 21, 2022

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An old seamean

A bunch of anchor-clankers were drinkink beer at a bar.

by oldtug June 21, 2022

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While laying in bed with your girlfriend, Anchor Blasting is the act of laying on her hair and farting, so she can't escape the smell.

Dude my GF is so pissed at me after I anchor blasted her

by MisterKpak1337 October 04, 2021

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When a newsman uses his position to have sex with a young ambitious journalist

"Bill O'Reilly throws one hell of an anchor party" - Meagan Kelley

by Robbi T October 27, 2017

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When a man sits on a toilet to poop and his balls hit the toilet water

"bro I just went to shit and I totally set anchor, now my balls are all wet"

by wontonathan August 10, 2019

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When you nut in a girl and rip out her IUD

My girlfriend forgot to get her IUD removed so I performed the white anchor

Oh yeah I got my wife pregnant by white anchoring her

by February 27, 2023

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