pre-mail

A forwarded email that shows a time stamp of the forward before the original email's send time, usually a result of server delays or time synchronization issues due to poor quality HP Proliant Servers. First observed by the Power Horse himself on 1/21/2008 on the OST team.
Forwarded: 3:10pm
(original message) Sent: 3:14pm

The Powerhorse: Oh look, we received it before it actually got sent to us!

The Powerhorse Jr.: That's pre-mail.

The Powerhorse: Thank you, HP Proliant Servers! You're the best! Way to go, accuracy! I love peanut butter chocolate Kashi bars. Have a good one!
by Powerhorse II January 22, 2008
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E-mail

Something Urban Dictionary forgot to send me upon rejecting my definition for “MLG”.
Damn, Urban Dictionary did not notify you by sending an e-mail? That's not nice
by Joseph5 April 02, 2016
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Move the mail

To crap; to poop; to drop a deuce. A verb meaning to take a shit.
I poop regularly, but my wife needs eat fiber to help her move the mail each morning.
by West Coast Urbanite April 17, 2022
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tequi-mailing

Writing emails with too much tequila in your system.
I went out with friends last night for margaritas and when I came home, I started tequi-mailing people. I'm pretty sure that will come back to bite me in the butt.
by vtmom February 28, 2010
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Chain mail

Send this to ten girl or karma starts now

This is real it happened to my freind

Don’t believe chain mail
by Dancer_1 March 26, 2020
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Junk Mail

An emailed photo of genetalia
1.Got some Junk Mail from that guy I gave my number to last night. Not bad.
2. Ew, I thought that guy was normal but there was some Junk Mail from him on my phone this morning! What a creep!
3. Girl sent me some pics, ohhhh! I got a vajj jukebox up in my phone!
by Tjbf55 July 21, 2014
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mail coif

A USPS-delivered hair-styling kit with instructions on how to make an idiot of yourself with an outlandish hairdo.
Mail coifs are a real rip-off --- you would do better just shaving yourself bald.
by QuacksO February 25, 2019
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