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Fridge Glare

(verb)

When the fridge hypnotises you and makes you belive there is something of your appetite inside, you stand motionlessly and zombified while you search for something edible, you shortly give up and walk away and become un-hypnotized
Fridge Glare-eg. -

* Tom walks up to the fridge and glares inside for a long period of time without moving or talking*

* Rob watches and laughes *

*Tom gives up looking in the fridge and walks off zombified*

(Tom was stuck in a trance of Fridge Glare)
by Anonymous Davies December 19, 2010
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Putting it in the Fridge

The act of shoving ice so far up your lady's pussy that it reaches her uterus. Making it so that when you stick it in her, it's like you're putting it in a fridge.
' Hey Bro I was putting it in the Fridge last night '
by BlueDragon198 July 27, 2016
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Fridge Menace

When someone eats everything in a fridge
Darcy Jones the Fridge Menace ate everything in the fridge
by we hate all faggots August 17, 2023
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fridge confession

When someone is to clumsy to confess their affections to you for you to understand.
When you realize what they wanted, the confession is usually void and worthless by then.
It took me once seven years to understand a fridge confession.
by lonarlunatic September 8, 2010
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fridge gobblin

A person who creeps around the kitchen late at night, sitting in-front of the refrigerator and eating anything in sight.
Yo Taylor is drunk again and being a little "fridge gobblin".
by anthro217 February 19, 2012
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Toaster Fridge

1.(noun) Something useless

2. (noun) The completely redundant repackaging of two existing things that shouldn't go together.
This Ebook that you can write on seems a bit toaster fridge. I have a phone that already does both those things in color.
by Hogan Torah November 23, 2020
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Fridge Puncher

A story that's so unbelievable that it could be on Jerry Springer but it's actually true.
"Did you hear about Mike's wife sleeping with his younger brother?!?"
"Damn, that's a real fridge puncher!"
by Sundowner97 June 5, 2020
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