1. A man who finds himself attracted to any member of the human race with two boobs and a happy fun spot. Often spends a majority of his pointless and lonely life chasing after such a member of the human race completely ignorant to the fact that they have no interest in him and would wish for him to rot in a ditch somewhere with a clown jumping up and down on his deflated testicles. 
2. Harsh Reality
2. Harsh Reality
"If I were to kick him in the crotch too hard, I might accidentally give him brain damage and kill him. AND THEN WHO WOULD BE THE BAD PERSON THING!?"
by Ryunnie July 31, 2003
 Get the Skirt chasermug.
Get the Skirt chasermug. Yo homie I ain't playing with you man, no paper chaser is gonna hustle me man.
Verb.
Put him in set-up, 5pm we do some paper chasing.
Verb.
Put him in set-up, 5pm we do some paper chasing.
by J Hoodz R Gotta Come Hard January 16, 2006
 Get the paper chasermug.
Get the paper chasermug. by Matt November 1, 2004
 Get the Chicken Chasermug.
Get the Chicken Chasermug. by LilSavage17 March 13, 2018
 Get the Clout Chasermug.
Get the Clout Chasermug. by Adalius February 13, 2009
 Get the potato chasermug.
Get the potato chasermug. Fat Chick-"So, can I meet your friends?"
Hot Guy-"No, I don't think that's a good idea, they're chaser haters. I'd never hear the end of it...keep sucking my dick"
Hot Guy-"No, I don't think that's a good idea, they're chaser haters. I'd never hear the end of it...keep sucking my dick"
by Maryboberry January 14, 2009
 Get the Chaser Hatermug.
Get the Chaser Hatermug. Alcohol.  Just as a regular chaser is something good-tasting following an unpleasant drink, a reality chaser follows the biggest unpleasantry of all; real life.
by xxcutyourhairxx May 16, 2006
 Get the reality chasermug.
Get the reality chasermug.