thanosed

1. To have been one of the victims turned to dust when Thanos snapped his fingers.

2. To have been eliminated as part of a group where approximately half the group was eliminated (i.e. a large layoff)

Aww man, half the Avengers were just Thanosed!

by keeeeeper June 6, 2018

thanos

big angry purple grape wanna get sum rocks for his sparkly latex glove

thanos no protecc,thanos atacc but most importantly he snap

by Screw head the bolt face March 11, 2019

Thanos

The second greatest villain of all time. Not many people know this but Thanos was an accident when his interspecies parents forgot to use a condom. He looks like a mutated grape, but everyone calls him a Titan because they're all too scared to get snapped away. Thanos wears the infinity gauntlet because hes a mad lad, which can do almost anything except himself because that would be mega gay.

Thanos ultimately died when Antman went inside his butt and expanded. But then Thanos reversed it with his time stone and sealed all openings, but then he got sniped when Michael from vsauce played the reverse card on thanoes.

Thanos: I am the greatest movie villain of all time.
Emperor Palpatine: Am I a joke to you?

by jim_the_epic_gamer kid April 28, 2019

thanos

my mom

thanos is a hot raisin

by couchpotato69 May 9, 2019

Thanos

A large, humanoid grape with a golden glove, and a sweet rock collection. He should've been killed by a small man, crawling up his anal cavity, then that small man becomes big and burst that grape open.

Ant Man (After bursting through Thanos): "It's shitty in here!"

Also Ant Man: "That's America's Ass."

by RandomPerson_imnotreal February 20, 2020

A Thandi

A Thandi is known to act quickly when he believes he may be able to slot a wank in between daily activities, however when he is required to meet scheduled times for plans with his peers he is known to stretch time to an inconsiderate length

'Perfect, i arrived 5 minutes early to capita, i must masturbate quickly '

'I'm meeting the eards at 8 but they wont mind waiting till 10 after i endure a masturbation marathon, regardless if they think im A Thandi or not'

by A Thandi April 30, 2014

Thanosing

When a crackpot comes up with a dumb idea that takes a normal person less than 10 seconds to figure out why it is dumb, but the crackpot can't be talked out of it because they don't ever come up with good ideas, so their ego gets wrapped up in never letting go of this one dumb idea.

Jenny McCarthy is off Thanosing again about why you shouldn't vaccinate your kids. She's dumb so this is all she has.

by BeeMonkeyJump August 15, 2018