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stochastic terrorism

A new label leftists throw at you if you disagree with them. You're no longer just racist, sexist, homophobic, etc etc... you're now also a terrorist.
Person 1 "I think you shouldn't castrate children"
Person 2 "Wow. You're commiting stochastic terrorism"
by DefinitelyNotAnAlien August 16, 2022
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Terrorists In The Cave

When a couple invite a group of terrorists over to indulge in sexual activity where both the male and female are penetrated.
Sophie: Hey Miranda, how did it go with voldermort on saturday night?
Miranda: Well we tried out this new thing. At first i was scared but Voldermort assured me that it was going to be alright. With the terrorists there in action, they saluted and blew their load.
Sophie: Oh whats it called?
Miranda: Well Voldermort told me it was called 'Terrorists in the Cave".
by Duffy123456789 January 20, 2009
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Terrorist

When a bitch ass nigga bombs themselves while screaming OSAMA they are pussies and mainly Mahad's
Mahad stop being a terrorist
by DICKLORD666 October 28, 2019
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Counter-Terrorist Unit

An underground organization with chapters in most Puerto Rican schools, founded in opposition to the Terror Unit. The CT-Unit, as it is known, promotes respect for one's elders and for the social order in the school. It is formed from most of the cliques in the school, with each having at least one representative in the body of the Unit.

Its organizational structure is also far more complicated than that of its opponents. Directors, the leaders of each chapter, are elected by the body at large, while the Directors themselves choose one as General Director. Each Director then chooses a member from the body to be a sort of under-Director, though this member holds no official rank.

The CT-Unit does its best not to utilize the verbal and physical abuse that mark its opponent; however, sometimes it is necessary for CTs to take violent action in defense of another or others. Directors are generally empowered to institute different policies regarding physical action; most commonly, if a T-Unit member attacks a CT, the Director calls for an all-out war against the T-Unit in that school.
Mario: "You're in the Counter-Terrorist Unit now?"

John: "Yeah, I just caught one of those little T-Unit morons hitting a kid yesterday."

Mario: "Kicked his ass?"

John: "You know it! I'm thinking of running for Director, actually!"
by The Red-Hatted Plumber April 28, 2006
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audio terrorist

Someone who makes you listen to shitty music while in their car or at their house.
bob was an audio terrorist the other day when i was ridin to work with him
by Josh Curtis January 22, 2010
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Terrorist

A term that applies to any actions designed to create fear among civilians. Terrorists are known to practice terrorism, which takes many forms, such as suicide bombing, hijacking of aircraft, shock & awe, the Patriot Act, and "orange alert".
Anybody can be a TERRORIST. Those who beat up, threaten, and vandalize the houses of Arab-Americans and French-Americans, for instance, are TERRORISTS.
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you got terrorised

A general term to be used directly after a friend/enemy has been shamed or beaten in some way.
by morgangills November 12, 2004
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