A fleeting condition where one spews a torrent of profanities, twitches and jumps around in a manner similar to the real neurological affliction, Tourette Syndrome. Usually brought on by abrupt pain such as hammering one's one thumb or having one's toe stepped on by someone wearing stilettos.
Bob: (jumping around holding their toe): FUCKING-COCK-SHIT-MOTHERFUCKING-ASSLICKER-SONOVABITCH-UNCLE-FUCKER!!!!
John: What the hell's up with Bob?
Tom: Oh, he's got Temporary Tourettes. His girlfriend just stepped on his toe with those titanium-tipped armour piercing stilettos she just bought. He might need stitches.
John: What the hell's up with Bob?
Tom: Oh, he's got Temporary Tourettes. His girlfriend just stepped on his toe with those titanium-tipped armour piercing stilettos she just bought. He might need stitches.
by OdiesRant January 29, 2010
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Marty got so wound up the other night talking about temporal pedabation,he got in the delorean and fucked himself in the ass after his 7th birthday.
by Tenbucktim December 15, 2010
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by YupImNotCreative January 9, 2012
Get the Tempunicted mug.(Noun) 1. A game deciding error committed by a sports official or officiating crew. 2. Any situation in which a person is denied an accomplishment due to unfair interference by an authority figure.
1. These refs sure gave us the Tempe Screw Job today, Bill.
2. It was a lousy day at the office. My supervisor took my idea for her own and is getting the credit and a pay-raise. What a Tempe Screw Job!
2. It was a lousy day at the office. My supervisor took my idea for her own and is getting the credit and a pay-raise. What a Tempe Screw Job!
by Lex Archer September 15, 2013
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Temperature tantrum: When you get cranky and pissy because it's so uncomfortably hot. The temperature-mood based equivalent of being hangry.
It's 75 degrees in here. Why are you wearing a robe and sweatshirt? How are you not hot? The fan is NOT putting a chill in the air. You better put the AC on to 66 before I throw a temperature tantrum.
by Slateythree December 15, 2018
Get the temperature tantrum mug.Temari is a character from Naruto, Naruto Shippuden and Boruto. Although Temari is only a supporting character, she is not useless and is pretty hot. Temari carry's around her big fan Kyodai sensu. She is married to Shikamaru and has a son named Shikdai.
"Temari absolutely demolished TenTens ass in that chunin fight"
"Temari has circles on her fan but calls them stars"
"Temari has circles on her fan but calls them stars"
by DrinkThyHolyMilk May 31, 2019
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