stripper stalker

One who has been fooled into thinking that a stripper is leaving with him, then proceeds to loiter in the parking lot while she has already left out the back door into her boyfriends' car.

valet #1: "what's with that guy?"

valet #2: " oh, he's waiting for candice."

valet #1: " she just left with her man."

valet #2: " yeah, just another stripper stalker!"

by D-Town Doug-e-Fresh February 27, 2009

stripper bitch

A guy faithful to one dancer, following her schedule and buying private dances from no others.

John's waiting for Chesty Heaven before he gets a lap dance. He's such a stripper bitch.

by wordguy2 May 22, 2010

Strippering

to act like a stripper

Candi: So i was strippering the other day at the mall when the security guard kicked me out
Britt: OMG they tried to do that to me but i said i was endorsing the store, because when im not strippering im wearing they're clothes

by maaarrrriiiiinnnnnaaaaa January 25, 2011

Strippostitute

One who not only strip teases but also cock teases on stage, and with the right amount of money will go home with you. Normally found in hole in the wall strip clubs where women with dentures and 300+ pound crack addicts shake their ass.

"Yo, Dustin got pretty sloppy last night at the tittyflop, where did he go?
"Dude, he left with that busted one-legged strippostitute"

by dowork44 January 15, 2012

strippocrit

a stripper with morals

Katie is such a strippocrit, she's always going to church after her wild sex parties.

by JesusFrenzy November 25, 2011

stripper crush

The condition a man gets when he first sees a woman and knows that he must have her regardless of what it takes or costs, much like the feeling of seeing the hottest stripper and knowing you must get her to grind all over you. This is a temporary condition that can only be rectified by sleeping with the girl.

Dude 1: You see that hot girl there by the bar?
Dude 2: Yeah what about her?
Dude 1: I've got a total stripper crush on her. I must have her.

by Valpo Law May 2, 2012

stripper grits

The dirt and grimey film that is left on your body after a oiled up stripper has grinded all over you.

Gross. Girl! You are covered in The dancing cowboys stripper grits.

by Curlitup July 25, 2014