Stroke worthy

An attribute possessed by a subject who/which warrants a tribute act of masturbation.

Man, Rachel has such a stroke worthy ass. I ended up walking behind her yesterday and had to dash to he nearest jacks to relieve myself!

by ArtoDelFunceiro May 9, 2009

strokes

Fabulous rock band from New York. Credited as one of the major players in the early '01/'02 garage rock revival (along with the Hives and the White Stripes and to a lesser extent the Vines), they have continually improved and expanded their sound over the years. Have released 3 albums so far (Is This It, Room On Fire & First Impressions Of Earth) and look to be moving from strength to strength. Excellent to look at or listen to, they are the embodiment of "cool" and hipster-chic

Random idiot #1 - Did you see the strokes play last night?
Random idiot #2 - Yeah man they were too rad if anything
Random idiot #1 - Fully man

by D@yne August 14, 2006

Beer Stroke

The loss of control of ones facial muscles after consumption of large amounts of alcohol.

Note:
-Subject may be fully conscious and standing when beer stroke occurs.
-Beer stroke is probably caused by a build up of toxins in the blood, restricting the function of the brain, causing the subjects face to resemble that of an individual that has recently suffered a stroke.
-A variation of the beer stroke is when the subject spontaneously loses all control of its leg muscles and sense of balance, which results in falling to the floor.

Beer stroke example: twitpic.com/10x6ak

by mrlee543 April 11, 2010

Strokin' a Yakker

When virtual (via chat or email) flirtacious interpersonal interaction occurs between two strangers or common 'virtual' friends and, while one of the participants assumes that the other person is good looking, the assumed-to-be good looking person is, in fact, below the other participants expectations.

In short, defines the action of flirting with an ugly person when in fact the person flirting thinks the ugly person is either hot or smokin' hot.

Tom: Dude, did you see how I was flirting with Kate's friend Kim on the email chain this morning? I was on point.
Ted: Dude, do you even know what Kim looks like?
Tom: Nah, man. Is she hot?
Ted: Negative. You've been strokin' a yakker.

by esuohe November 22, 2006

stroke of genius

When you get a handjob from a smart girl

Last night i got a stroke of genius from the girl in my chem lab.

by bananahandjob July 4, 2021

a stroke

When a program or platform has glitches that either are extreme or impact performance severely. A common example is when Discord's voice servers stop working or it sends messages twice.

Sorry, Discord was having a stroke for a bit there. Everything's good now though.

by Himitsu Yami February 25, 2021

Vinegar Strokes

the point of no return for a man during sexual intercourse in which he can not stop until he ejaculates, and looks as if someone put a spoon full of vinegar and made him smell it

as seen on "the league"

steven, so my dog started to lick ass, as i was banging my chick but since i was in the vinegar strokes i had no choice but to finish.

andy, ive been there man ive been there

by Thug Nasty Iggy December 28, 2010