on a stretcher 

an alternative to shook or quaking, however, it’s normally used in the 3rd person, using it for someone who is well known for the thing you’re talking about. You’d use it when you or someone else is either literally or figuratively doing a better job than that person.

“Wow, I’m soo good at math. Albert Einstein is on a stretcher”

on a stretcher by imathottie February 21, 2019

stretched pants 

When a male gets hard/erection and it's starts to poke out on the side of one of his legs.

Dude, get rid of them stretched pants, i dont wanna see it
but i bet she does.

stretched pants by Taylor... November 14, 2005

stretched out 

After copious amounts of sex, the resultant condition of the vagina. Also can be used to threaten someone, "trying to get stretched out?", or as a term of defeat, "that chemistry test stretched me out." Furthermore, used as a warning if someone is entering a dangerous situation, "don't get stretched out!!" In extreme cases, also used as a successful pick up line, "what up girl, trying to get stretched out?"

Example 1:
Tom: Yo guy, is it cool if I have sex with my girl on your bed this weekend while you are in Arizona?

Nick: Ya, sure, if you wanna get stretched out.

Tom: Not at all, but I'll be the one doing the stretching.

Example 2:
Tom: Yo Mo, how was that all-you-can-eat buffet?

Mo: I stretched that bitch out!

Example 3:
Naomi: Hey, I heard that frat guys have huge dicks, specifically Delts.

Andrea: Ya, they will definitely stretch you out!

Naomi: Yes, I do dig.

stretched out by Klub300 May 31, 2009

stretchmark park 

A zoo or other park frequented by mothers and their children.

Mallory took the kids to stretchmark park to look at all the animals.

stretchmark park by JackSweet72 June 19, 2011

stretching walls 

The action of sexual intercourse between two individuals, usually describes sexual intercourse referring to the male penis as stretching the anal or vaginal cavity walls.

Alex: dayum that's my boi!

Alex: so whatcha do last night ?
Dan: yo i was down dicking this one bitch and stretching walls!

stretching walls by Daniel The Tiger November 21, 2017

wretch stretching 

wretch stretching is the art of shoving anything you feel like (usually nearby and big)up a dirty whores cunt,the main enjoyment you get is seeing her squirm as you stretch and ruin her loose cunny.

i managed to ger that girl from the supermarket in my bed last night and gave her a good wretch stretching with a marrow i bought from her shop earlier i even managed to slip my hand down the side of it with some engine oil on it,you should have seen her eyes watering !

wretch stretching by Adam the definer ! July 6, 2015

stetchel 

The region connecting front and rear, in the assballstastic sense of the meaning. Must be minded at all times; this is of key importance.

Also referred to as taint, or even shump .

"Remember, mind the stetchel"

stetchel by Toondangler December 7, 2003