Bear Stearned

Buying an item and then realizing a week later it is worth 3.33% of what you paid for it.

Dude, you know that car I bought last Monday for $6,000? I had to take it Sunday for $5,800 in repairs. I totally got Bear Stearned by that sales guy.

by bwbw March 20, 2008

Stranger Homosexus

When a man sits on his own penis until it becomes numb and then masturbates. When a man positions himself correctly, he can cut off the circulation of blood to his own penis. When he masturbates or touches the temporarily dead penis, it feels like he is touching the penis of another man. This is, in theory, the opposite of a traditional stranger.

Every since Dave became gay, he has really been in to that stranger homosexus stuff.

by Dr. Skip Forbes April 16, 2008

Strainer

An excruciating bowel movement. Feels like passing a cinder block out your ass. The straining and force required for eventual eradication is beyond compare.

No more cheese braaaaahhh. My guy pipes are blocked up. I'll be on the shitter for an hour with a strainer as it is. Last time I blew a hemorrhoid.

by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

Numbing for Strange

The act of sitting on your hand to numb it up in preparation for masterbation

Tim: Jon why is Juan always sitting on his hands on these camping trips
Jon: He is Numbing for strange you know he has not gotten any in a while.

by Dillsnick September 23, 2010

The Stranger

'The Stranger' is a masturbation technique which the user commences by sitting on their hands until they go numb and as a result cannot feel through their hands when they masturbate.

I employed 'The Stranger' last night for the first time.

by Pessimessed September 29, 2005

getting some strange

Going out and "having relations" outside of your relationship or marital status or seeking someone different than your standard choice of women

Man 1: man you see him with that silverback gorilla
Man 2: yeah he caught his gf with his brother so he's out "getting some strange"

by Danny Joe Henry July 10, 2014

Chasing Strange

1) In search of genital to genital contact 2) The all encompassing search for pussy, cock or some combination of both by drug, alcohol, or hormone inspired horny juveniles, college students, and adults...and the experiences and obstacles they encounter during their all important hedonistic search for sexual satisfaction...as described on the website of the same name.

Pete: Hey Billy, what are you up to this weekend?
Billy: Carrie is out of town this weekend, so some buddies and I are going to do blow off of stripper's tits and then go out Chasing Strange.

by Chasing March 16, 2008