stoosh

to hide, to stash away

Hey! I forgot my keys. Can you "stoosh" them outside somewhere for me?

by MrBJ May 21, 2009

step stool

1) an ugly girl that a male either befriends or courts romantically to increase his chances of scoring with her hot friend.

2) an inattractive person that is used to help attractive people score.

this girl i am seeing right now is a step stool. I really want to score with her hot best friend.

by Whiteknight January 17, 2004

stool tan

to rub ones feaces on yourself because you cannot afford fake tan

my stool tan didnt work last night, to much corn.

that bird over there has a peanut in her hair, she must have been stool tanning

i tried stool tanning from my dog, i looked like i had varacous vains cos it had been eating grass

by mr b allbags October 9, 2008

stoose

the words "stone" and "goose" put together

"that plan flew like a stoose"

by lunchbox July 3, 2003

stoofs

A minky person, with a big nose, big bottom lip, funny eyebrows, bug eyes, a funny fringe and cheaply dyed hair! oh and they smell bad :P

Oh my god look at stacey shes the stoofs!
I know look at her! Shes fooney!

by glenspy 32048727a## November 2, 2009

stoosh

A girl or boy that lie's about the sexual acts they have or will perfom.

"Dat girl sed she'd give me head she's a stoosh girl"

"He sed he would lick me out, dat boy's a stoosh"

by LuKe-87 January 11, 2006

Stoolpedo

When polishing a turd just won't do. You need to resort to wrapping it in cling-film to get the shinny glossyness.

Often you need to use enough cling-film to stop yourself getting shitty hands. The result is a Stoolpedo.

The designers work was a real turd. Luckily I managed turn it into a Stoolpedo.

by BigWill88 February 26, 2011