Stoner Sandwich

A sandwich of sorts of anything in front of you put on it while your high.

Tostitos Cheese Dip, Doritos Cool Ranch, and Lays BBQ Chips are a great mix for a stoner sandwich.

by J. Doe December 15, 2006

Stoners Graceland

Another name for Wendy's. The late hours, stoner-friendly food, and 99¢ value menu are the main reasons for this nickname.

Dave Thomas is to stoners how Elvis is to your grandma.

Wendy's employee: "How may I help you tonight, sir?"
Johnny Potsmoker: "Just give me the 420 meal. You know the drill."

by Nick D October 29, 2003

stoner bliss

Chips n cheese.

The corner stone of every stoner diet. So fucking tasty and so good, I don't know what to say. Smoke weed.

Me:"Where were you?"
Nate:"At the store."
Me:"Tight, my nigga. What you get?"

(pause)

Nate:"CHIPS N CHEESE MY NIGGA!"
Me:"Damn! Stoner bliss, that'll take a fat nigga out in like 40 seconds."

by sanfud n sun November 10, 2006

Stoner

Someone who smokes alot. Usually a very nice, peaceful person who is harmless. Looked down on society as nothing. They are some of the coolest, chilled out people that you will get the privileged of meeting. Usually are liked by all the groups in school, and has no enemies.

Nerd: Look at Jason, what a stoner.
Athelete: Yea, but he is cool to talk to.
Nerd: true.

by sweetemotion09 June 8, 2007

drive it like you stole it

to drive a vehicle faster and more recklessly than it should be driven, acting as if you aren't the one paying for the repairs.

"you drive like my grandma, get on the gas and drive it like you stole it"

by speed demon October 2, 2006

Stolared

When something (expectedly) goes horribly wrong because of someone's stupidity. Usually, just one person in the room 'Stolars' things up all the time. Synonym: Cursed.

"Oh, there he goes again! He Stolared it! There's no fixing it now." (as a kid backs his car up into a fence.)

"Don't touch it! You're gonna Stolar it. Let me handle this instead."

by MatchNL April 18, 2005

stoger

a blunt or dutch rolled with 7 grams of weed

duu 1: you got that stoger?

duu 2: yea duu

duu 1: daaas wassup

by dutchmasterdro February 11, 2009