Stachiester

Someone who has a hatred for mustaches and or beards/ someone who dislikes facial hair.

"Ugh! Mikey, did you see Tony's mustache? It looks like crap." Jeremy said.
"Bro! Stop being a stachiester!" Mikey replied.

by TypicalSquid July 26, 2018

Stache sack

When someone is tickling your ballsack/nutsack with their moustache.

“Man my girl really gave me a stache sack the other day”

by Stachesack May 31, 2020

stachelle

One of the most kind, caring, appreciative persons there are. She never gives up on her dream. Works hard for what she wants, Usually has the best mother. Deep sense of fashion and an amazing best friend. She shouldn't be traded for the world.

Stachelle a smart and cute individual.

by Zacsheigelle November 30, 2020

Stache Fam

The best community on Twitch, Period!

Welcome to the Stache Fam!

by MS.M-R January 15, 2021

stacheitory

When a grown man attempts to grow a mustache, but the end result resembles what appears on the upper lip of a prepubescent teen (male or female).

The the patchy tufts of hair hair growing on Danny’s upper lip formed a perfect stacheitory.

by Five-high-guy June 5, 2021

stache

Verb, doing pretty much anything related to facial hair

Dude, he's stacheing his sick 'stache.

His facial hair is beautifully stached.

by Dr. Doofmann July 22, 2021

Stache-fish

Luring a damsel online with photographs that show you rocking a mustache then show up to the first date clean shaven.

Girl 1: So, how did it go?
Girl 2: Omg, Girl 1! I got Stache-fished
Girl 1: Eww, how slimey was his face?
Girl 2: Very!

by AladdinKun December 19, 2021