squint dick

A male who is approximately 5'10", very white, and has an abnormally large nutsack. He also has a penis that is shaped like a laundry basket. He also is hilarious and knows how to bowl like a son of a bitch. Oh and did I forget to say that he can fuck like there is no tomorrow.

GUY: HEY I HEARD YOU HOOKED UP LAST NIGHT?!

GIRL: YEA! I DID! HE WAS A TOTAL SQUINT DICK, HE WENT ALL NIGHT LONGG!!

by Indy K August 5, 2010

Squint

To Masterbate

Can be used as an insult.

Harry:"yo Tom just checked out your sisters facebook pics, might have a squint"

Tom:"Thats foul, watch some porn or something"

Harry:"Mate too late, i just squinted everywhere!"

Matt:" Piss of you faggot"

Jacko:" I didn't do anything, whats wrong?"

Matt:" sorry im just really stressed"

Jacko: "Have a squint"

Davey:"your hair looks shit"

Alex: "fuck of you little squint"

by Harrykent Jackdogga November 3, 2012

squinge

A rare type of fruit commonly known as an "orange"

Watch out for that squinge!!!! SPLAT!

by SBGRJW June 2, 2004

Squints

Where by a pair of swimming goggles is generously filled with the love juice of a man or woman and then worn by either the last to contribute or the fluffer/sex slave. Unisex and can be enjoyed by a couple, in a group or on ones lonesome.

Are you joining us later for a spot of Squints?

by Lord Mingus August 1, 2010

Squinker

A loud and abnormal squeeky noise that is released from your bum. It smells gross and tastes even worse.

That dude just let out a real Squinker and it smells nasty!

by Squeezyfart June 12, 2017

squinkle

some one who is soooooooo stoopit

tbone760 is a lame squinkle but id still fuck !!!!!!!!! ya know it

by vannha420 August 3, 2004

squingee muffins

muffins filled with spluge

these werent ordinary muffin these were squingee muffins, in pthe hands of Rosanne

by cerater is beau W April 5, 2005