Bum Squirt

I think its a pronoun used to describe an unexpected and unpleasant visitor

I really wish that Bum Squirt would stop coming around

by Your're being a fart knocker February 3, 2022

liam (squilliam) irvine

big squill doesnt fear you, you fear big squill.

oh man, i really hope liam (squilliam) irvine doesn't rape my cat.

by the cob gobbler March 8, 2022

Flirt 'n Squirt

When one bro flirts with another bro which inevitably leads to furious circle jerking. Concluding in one bro cumming onto the other bro.

Guy 1:"Dude you look hella swole today."
Guy 2:"Thanks bro, I was flexin dem gluts in da mirror at the gym"
*Guy 1 risks a peek at dem gluts and inevitably gets a rager*
*Guy 2 notices the rager and tentatively reaches for it.*
*Guy 1 gulps loudly from nervousness and grips both of their balls tearaway pants off.*
*Guy 2 looks adoringly into Guy 1's eyes and says "We finally doin dis bro?"

Guy 1: "Sometimes it be like dis doe."
*In unison they say* "Let the flirt 'n squirt commence
-Written by Skull

by CaputoAlonzo May 1, 2014

hot pocket squirt

Relating to 'Alabama Hot Pocket'

verb: after having sexual intercourse with a woman & you have blown your load in her pussy, you proceed to take a shit her pussy then make her sneeze so it squirts all over.

My boyfriend loves it when I hot pocket squirt on his dick. alabama hot pocket squirtpussycuntcooter

by Mini Stache Ryder c}-: October 6, 2016

Willy Wonka Squirt Machine

When you give a girl 12 ounces of horse laxatives and proceed to fuck her anally while a bursting stream of doo-doo water squirts out her ass at the speed of sound. (Usually lasting a couple hours)

Example: Yo I turned Sarah into a Willy Wonka Squirt Machine last night and now our walls are 5 shades darker.

by kangkai da king December 6, 2019

squillace

A type of dance, caused by a females intake of alcohol while tripping on shrooms.

She drank beers untill the shrooms kicked in, then began to squillace as if it would save the whales.

by James D. Williams November 26, 2006

shit squint

The twinge in a girl's eye after he takes it out of her ass and puts it in her mouth, the ol'ATM! MMMM, good.......

I live to see the shit squint in a girl's eye when she tastes her own fecal matter......

by Sam and Chris January 22, 2007