Squeeze Piece

someone you aren't dating but you get to occasionally squeeze, in hopes of eventually turning them into a slam piece.

"I'm sleeping with my churchy virgin squeeze piece again tonight, It's just whatever."

by roguepeacock February 28, 2014

Crank Squeeze

To vigorously masturbate.

I was so stressed from work last night that I had to crank squeeze in the bathroom on my break.

by Goi Boi July 27, 2016

squeeze the squid

1. something you should always do before cooking

2. something you should always do before cooking

1. Jack's squid was loaded, so he squeezed it before putting it into the oven.

2. See above

by Nick October 18, 2003

Cheesy Squeeze

a sex act where person A puts the tip of a can of cheese whiz into person B's asshole and sprays some into person B's ass, then person B shits it into person A's mouth

yeah, I totally got a cheesy squeeze from your girlfriend last night. It tasted like shit.

by Captain Hammerpenis May 21, 2010

tit squeeze

When you squeeze a woman's breast, aka "tit squeeze" the tit being the breast, in case you didn't know.

Dude 1: dude how did your date go last night?

Dude 2: Man, she called me a rapist because I gave her a good old "tit squeeze"

by Cosmo is a fag December 06, 2013

Suicide Squeeze

When somebody accidentally touches a body part of the opposite gender in an enclosed space or a hallway.

(Joe accidentally touches Sara's chest in the hallway. Joe runs away in embarrassment)
Sam: Yo, Joe, what's good?
Joe: Just pulled a suicide squeeze on Sara, dude.

by TScottsby September 20, 2012

Squeezing the Lemon

The act of a guy peeing in a girl's butthole and then proceeding to suck the entire contents of her ass out.

"Last night Jimmy was squeezing the lemon with sally. It was hot!"

by LLLLL December 06, 2004