Spud

No, this is not used as another name for a Potato but rather, in this case, a way of calling someone an idiot. It is used as an insult to someone when they make a dumb and small mistake.
Can, and will often, be used in it's adjective form 'spuddy'
Synonyms for spud: Spesh, idiot or muppet
Synonyms for spuddy: Daft, stupid, retarded (if you're a year 7 who just learnt what it feels like to nut) or special

Oh my god Adam, you spuddy kid.
How did you get that wrong you absolute spud.

by 01spud1 July 11, 2018

Spud

British slang originated in Newcastle when describing someone less intelligent or trying to wind someone you dislike up. Similar to “taity”

Shut up yi spud
He actually thought that was the answer,what a spud

by tillymonaghan May 9, 2018

peel the spud

To beat off. (Masturbate)

I’ll be on Xbox later boys, gonna go peel the spud.

by Shayescosbyshow May 6, 2020

Spud Spaff

Definition:
A tragically unimpressive or awkwardly timed climax—especially one that happens so fast, it might as well have come from a potato.
Also used to describe any sexual finish that’s laughably underwhelming, lumpy, or just plain weird.

To spud spaff – To blow your load embarrassingly quick, often accompanied by a weird noise, facial twitch, or apology.

by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025

Spud

A thick, firm erection resembling a large, brown russet potato.

Man, Jennifer showed me her asshole last night and it gave me a massive spud!

by youngbono October 1, 2017

Spud it

To charge forth with no care to the out come.

I was not paying attention to the game and just spud it.

by Neckbeardgamer May 1, 2021

Spud tongue

The little hanging peice or middle part of of a vagina

Holy smokes! Matilda had her spud tongue spooled out

by Barnes217 January 25, 2024