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Andrew is such a slurt.
by us February 19, 2007
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Slurth

Noun
1. The worst thing in the world. The worst thing that you can ever call anyone ever.

2. A hideous and ugly beast creature that will plague your family for 3 centuries.

3. 65 steps up from snark and 117 steps up from sloth in terribleness.

*Warning if you are a slurth the world wants to kill you, so carefully guard your body from it. You should probably just crawl into a cave for enternity.*
Henry: "That girl is such a slurth."
Susan: "Yeah I know."
Henry: "We should probably kill her."
Susan: "How is Thursday for you?"
by KOKalzone September 13, 2009
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Splort

When a male simultaneous ejaculates and emits flatulence. (Portmanteau of "splooge" and "fart").
Dude - "Hey man. Last night, when I was watching Grey's Anatomy... I splorted."
Bro - "Gross, wait... Why the fuck were you watching Grey's Anatomy, (insert generic comment about Dude's sexual preference)??"
Dude - "Because Glee wasn't on, bra."
Bro - "... oh, yea that's right."
Dude - *sploooooooort*
by Splortzilla December 4, 2011
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Spurtforthofthegizz

To ejaculate. The male act of ejaculation, to spurt forth of the gizzum. (Spurtforthofthegizz)
Honey, you have a headache? Maybe you need to spurtforthofthegizz?
by DickshuneryMan May 10, 2009
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Splortched

Inj. The sound any bodily fluid makes upon leaving the body.
Most commonly relates to the sound a bullet makes when traveling through a noob's head, and the subsequent exploding/imploding sounds/actions of the head therein.
"Fall back, team. Let the noobs rush in..." SPLORTCHED! "Cover the corners! Flashbang out!"
by Splortched June 2, 2009
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Splurpling

Uncontrolable leaking out of male organs while in soft state.
I'm splurpling!
by CheerHawk September 25, 2009
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splurfing

or 'splurfing the web'

To describe when the control of your computer has been temporarily usurped by your balls, resulting in the subconscious browsing of attractive people via social networking sites.
"Man, half an hour ago i was reading about the shark-finning situation in asia, and all of a sudden i regained consciousness with a semi, looking at photo 97/105 of an album entitled "mallorca hols 2010", by a woman i don't even know!"

"damned privacy settings cost me 20 mins of splurfing time"
by Mr Mange September 2, 2013
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