Purple headed yogurt slinger

When a man insert his penis into a tracheotomy stoma and gets an erection causing it to become stuck resulting in the head of the penis turning purple

This one time I was so desperate for action I got a purple headed yogurt slinger and had to call the squad.

by 24/48 uncensored July 5, 2018

purple-headed yogurt slinger

Dick,penis,also the name of my band if I had one.

Chloe always asks me about your purple-headed yogurt slinger,what is it?

by sandwichsandwich September 12, 2018

Missouri Mud Slinger

When your raw dogging your step sis's butt and upon pulling out you helicopter your dick, slinging Sunday's processed supper all around the room

Omg after sunday lasagna supper , i cant believe my brother gave me a missouri mud slinger , now i have lasagna flavored poop on my walls

by Mule3535 November 18, 2021

Cheese Slinger

A an uncircumcised male who slings their weenie around causing their immense reserve of smegma to be scattered everywhere

Ex:Harry G is a total Cheese Slinger

by Cuckery October 2, 2016

Spling!

sound effect that is said when one exhibits exceptional precision. Often used in basketball, soccer, football, or other sports to describe a crafty pass

*Player 1 makes a hard back-cut to the basket*
*Player 2 shouts "Spling!* as he hits him on a no-look bounce pass splitting two defenders*

by CRU55 August 2, 2016

splunger

an over zealous eater of cheeseburgers.

Nick Doughter is a splunger; there isnt a day he goes without McDonalds.

by Camille Reinhardt February 8, 2007

splengetastical

"as good as splenge"

Ryan Gabb: "Kayleigh Dolphin is splengetastical!!"

by Ryan Gabb April 5, 2007