Speed Beer

Speed Beer is a relatively new drinking made up by Jeph Jaques for his comic "Questionable Content".
It involves sledding and a hell of a lot of beer.

You Will Need:

-A big snowy hill
-Cookie Pans/ Cafeteria Trays/ Sleds
-A lot of beer (A keg will do nicely)
-A designated person to make sure you don't get hypothermia from passing out in the snow
-Plastic Cups

The rules are fairly simple:

-Take your beer, and sleds (Cookie pans and cafeteria trays are preferred)to the top a snowy hill.
-Fill your cup
-Now sled while holding your cup!
-When you reach the bottom, drink whatever is left in your cup
-Repeat this process in turns

Build a ramp, for hilarity will surely ensue.

Tom: Well Jim, I bought all this beer for the BBQ today, but it's snowing out!

Jim: No worries, Tom! We can always invite everyone to play Speed Beer.

by Waffle S. April 23, 2009

speed limit

two words that are put on a sign on the highway to TRY to slow drivers down but never work.

"speed limits are like fairy tales, i don't believe in them"

by nocomment33 May 11, 2008

Speed Camera

Revenue Raiser.

see gatso

If you see a speed camera catching motorists travelling the opposite way to you, flash your hi-beam. Thats what we do here in Australia.

"Those speed cameras raise millions of dollars of revenue for the government each year!"

by Zoe February 21, 2005

speed painting

Speed painting is a technique used by digital artists when wanting to make a painting in under 4 hours. The painting, often looking blocky, actually comes out quite detailed despite this. Speed painting is normally landscapes and concept art.

"Practicing speed painting, done in around an hour, wacom tablet and photoshop."

by Tehilah December 12, 2006

Spedecial

Slang for special. Usually used in a derogatory manner.

That's spedecial!

Nice job Joe, you're so spedecial!

by Numskuller March 24, 2009

need for speed undercover

The racing game for the retarded kid. Every car in the game is able to go an excess of 140 mph in only a few seconds, and is able to corner flawlessly at ridiculous speeds. Playing the game requires no skill whatsoever. There is no use for the brake. You simply hold the right trigger and you win the race.

I was playing need for speed undercover the other day. Then I put forza in and couldn't make the simplest turns without hitting the wall.

by YHHAWNFTPSHI April 22, 2009

breed the seed and need for speed

Another way to say smash-and-dash, but more complicated

All you gotta do is breed the seed and need for speed

by Mighty midget May 31, 2018