Sofia

Her entire existence is cute

Sofia making my heart go doki doki form how cute she is

by Lv_everyone (from twitterr) July 22, 2019

Socrates

Really hot boy from earlier today

Socrates is a TOTAL BABE

by Socrates is hot October 10, 2019

Sofia

Mean girl. Can ruin your life.

Extremely mean girl Sofia

by Lizzaa August 6, 2019

iam sofa king we todd it

You're fucking retarded if you read this out loud.

Idiot: Dude that's an awesome shirt! What does it mean?
*Looking at*
IAM SOFA KING WE TODD IT
Person 1: I don't know read it for your self.
Idiot: I am so fucking retarded!
Person 1: You are a fucktard.

by meh kneegrow kinneh January 13, 2008

Socrakhit

A nickname given to very wise Arab-American kids. To be one, you must have family of middle-eastern backgrounds, however, the one given the name must be born an American. This nickname is a combination of Socrates and a common Pakistani last name.

When searching for an answer on life, I don't turn to God, I turn to Socrakhit.

by Pops1301 January 10, 2010

Sofa Spelunking

The act of searching under the cushions and in the cracks of furniture to find missing objects.

Yesterday I found three pencils, an eraser, a bracelet, and 61 cents while sofa spelunking for the TV remote.

by pilotguy October 4, 2011

Sofa Head

Some one who's so painfully stupid that the only way to define them is that they have a brain made out of upholstery.

Gerard: Man did you hear what that MP was saying?

Felix: I know dude! Talk about ignorant...

Gerard: Goddammit bro too true! What a Sofa Head!

by Clever Locust April 25, 2013