White diamond soaker

this is when a porr man cum shots a rich person and covers their diamonds in sperm.

Poor guy: hey bitch come here
Rich Bich: OK?
Poor guy: boom! hahaha
Rich Bich: Oh No! my diamonds are soaked.
Poor guy: thats what i call a White diamond soaker

by Poor Dude inlovewitporn May 12, 2011

soakin

Cool, awesome, exciting, hip, fun, badass.

This party is totally soakin' man!

I met this totally soakin' chick the other day.

I am so fuckin' soakin'!

by Andy Sanders June 12, 2007

The Super Soaker

Whenever a couple finds themselves short of contraceptive they can just have the man cum in the chicks snatch and to avoid pregnancy the woman will queef out the semen, preferably onto the man's chest, face, or into his own ass.

Man: Fuck me sideways, I forgot a condom

Woman: No worries we can do the super soaker, that way I cannot get pregnant

Man: Cool Beanss

by nandolf13 November 5, 2009

spawk

Expresses the extreme awkwardness of a situation.

A contraction of super and awkward.

Better than "Awk", "Awksauce", or "Awks" when used in a conversation.

One step ahead of "spawk" is "tupawk".

"Well, the night didn't end well. When he finished, he cried...."
"Oh... that's spawk..."

"Oh, that was YOUR girlfriend I was hitting on? ...... spawk."

"Hey, Karen, whaddup homie g!"
".... I'm not Karen..."
"Ohh... spawk!"

"It was terrible man, her mom walked in right as we were goin.... way spawk. Actually, it was even tupawk"

by katemoore December 25, 2011

soaking the corn

masturbation

Todd wouldn't pick up the phone, because he was in the bathroom soaking the corn.

by Flannel guy June 7, 2009

SOAKED

To be saturated with an intense feeling

I am so soaked right now!

I after that bad call , he was so SOAKED!

by 7thperiodswag December 2, 2016

soak and toke

Derived from the "wake and bake," the soak and toke is when someone smokes marijuana before and/or after a shower. The steam, fragrances, and noise from the shower mask the act of smoking. Additionally, the resulting smoke can be carefully blown out of a ceiling vent, leaving no residual marijuana smell. Therefore, this method is often employed by those living with an authority figure who is opposed to toking.

Stoner 1: Hey dude, you wanna meet up and hit some sticky icky?

Stoner 2: Nah man, my parents have got me on lockdown since they found out I've been smoking. I think I gotta settle for a little soak and toke instead.


a hopkin-original

by B.Hop February 16, 2009