swoanking

swimming, floating and drinking at one time. Due to nerve damage in my left upper limb I can only swim if I have a flotation device under my upper portion. since my right limb is fine, I use it to hold my drink.

I got a sunburn while swoanking in the back yard.

by datrop August 9, 2013

skanking

A form of dance in which you move your neck forward and backwards, almost like a pigeon. This is usually done to intense music like Rock, but can be done to more chilled stuff like Bob Marley. This is best done stoned or drunk, although is still fun with your boys when you are sober.

It is great skanking to this song.

by Its me Hazman! May 11, 2014

soaking the log

When a man sticks his penis in a females vagina and doesn't move. Thus, soaking the log.

Woman and man having sex
Man inserts penis
Leaves it in
Woman: "what are you doing?"
Man: "Soaking the log"

by logsoaker June 28, 2014

Soaking the Lime

Hanging out drinking beer with the buds

Yo dude, whatcha up to tonight.. Yo man, just chillin "soaking the lime"

by Devil_Dog August 9, 2016

Spanking The Gorilla

Similar to Spanking The Monkey.

When you have a really hairy bush and jerk off, so hairy that you aren't just Spanking The Monkey anymore, you're Spanking The Gorilla.

Matt resorted to Spanking The Gorilla all night long after not receiving anything more than a handjob from his girlfriend earlier that day.

by sdasdsadd June 20, 2016

spanking the wrong oval

1) Wank for 10minutes

2) Get Drunk

3) Have a One night stand
4) Get kicked out your house by your wife

5) Repeat This over and over again

i was spanking the wrong oval for 2 weeks

by Real Wanker 010101011 November 25, 2016

spanking

a real spanking only truly begins, long after the recipient wants it to end.

you wish the spanking should end now? It's just beginning!

by HughW March 21, 2017