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skypewank

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verb (used without object)

1. (of a male) to masturbate while participating in a live video chat.

noun
2. an act, by a male, of masturbation while participating in a live video chat.
Ava and Don have a long-distance relationship, but they'll skypewank when they feel the urge.
by Adultier_AdultAdultier June 26, 2017
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Skypable

One who is available for sexting/ video call sex (skype sex).
Amanda is a very skypable person.
by Notyetmaybe May 20, 2018
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Skypology

To load a skip correctly and safely to obtain more load area
Loaded the the skip using skypology , the company were very pleased .
by Robster June 12, 2018
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Skype Suit

When you have a job interview on Skype but you can't be bothered to put trousers on and just do it from behind a table with a shirt and tie but naked from the waist down
"How was the interview yesterday?"
"Good thanks. It was by video-call so I just jumped out of bed and threw on a Skype Suit"
by Aliquail September 4, 2018
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skyperbater

A skyperbater is usually a perverted loser who stalks and calls unwitting people on skype and pleasures themselves to the victim on webcam. Sometimes skyperbaters are old broke washed up men who live on islands with horse faced women. They also occasionally use hair dye and sunglasses to disguise how hideous they look. Please avoid these bottom feeders at all costs.
Hey watch out for that freak Hank he is a skyperbater who hangs out at the skype and wipe.
by Slow Rides March 12, 2019
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Skype Daddy

Industry slang for a corporate AVP’s authoritarian alter-ego. A corporate autocrat.

Also sometimes referred to as, “Boblo Escobar”.
Skype Daddy sure did lay down the law when he found out that she wanted to save all of her annual surplus.
by Dr. Myron Jules Gordon August 3, 2019
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skypton

A superheroine who always saves people, The kindest and powerful one,
very intelligent always knows the right way & right time to use her powers,
she's an active beauty and looks calm but if she gets angry it's very dangerous,
so guys never mess with people like her.
Gosh, She's one kind of skypton
by elsanna agnarr September 4, 2021
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