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Idolizing
Mediocre
Pussy
An acronym describing a male who desperately attempts to seduce any women they can. This can be seen in various ways, such as overly complimenting women, dissing societal viewpoints of men in attempts to gain attention from women, faking illness/injuries for sympathy and attention of women, etc.
Nobody likes these kinds of people (besides women who are easily manipulated by SIMPS), so do your best to avoid being or being with one.
Similar phrases: beta-male, easy, 0 self-worth, 0 pride, 0 braincells
Idolizing
Mediocre
Pussy
An acronym describing a male who desperately attempts to seduce any women they can. This can be seen in various ways, such as overly complimenting women, dissing societal viewpoints of men in attempts to gain attention from women, faking illness/injuries for sympathy and attention of women, etc.
Nobody likes these kinds of people (besides women who are easily manipulated by SIMPS), so do your best to avoid being or being with one.
Similar phrases: beta-male, easy, 0 self-worth, 0 pride, 0 braincells
Jacob talking to Lauren: “I can’t believe he said women are destined to be housewives. If you were my girl, I’d be the one making sandwiches for you.”
Chad overhearing the conversation: “Holy shit, Jacob. You’re such a SIMP.”
Chad overhearing the conversation: “Holy shit, Jacob. You’re such a SIMP.”
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Get the SIMP mug.One who has tasted a variety of male ejaculate. Similar to that of a wine taster, except frowned upong by society as being a sexual devient. Activities enjoyed by such a person include bukake, groupsex, and prostitution as a general course.
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Chase was making a ham sandwich in the kitchen one sunny afternoon. Clumsily, he dropped a slice of ham on the floor, but picked it up remembering the 3-second rule, exclaiming "floor sample!". His mother shuddered with disgust.
by Titan McFoley December 7, 2012
Get the floor sample mug.Donald: "You wanna get some food? I'm starving!"
Nick: "I'm going to Costco for lunch"
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Nick: "I'm going to Costco for lunch"
Donald: "Git outta here ya COSTCO SAMPLER!"
by Dubsauce July 26, 2007
Get the Costco Sampler mug.People, who can also be known as 'Yogev', that put girls high on their priority for no reason. They treat girls too good, while they don't receive that treatment back.
by Romi Kl. April 5, 2020
Get the Simp mug.A simpleton putting his all to being a hopeless romantic. He acts like a chivalrous white knight. He protects and likely gives EXTREME donations to his woman. He thinks that he is in a relationship with her but he is submissive and played by the woman. He cannot give opposing opinions that crush her values and is always an attentive yes man at that. The nice guy who would do anything for her happiness.
I simp for Pokimane. *donates $100 to get attention
You ogle at that Tiktok girl dancing for hours. Can you stop simping for her?!
He does all the housework for her. What a simp.
You ogle at that Tiktok girl dancing for hours. Can you stop simping for her?!
He does all the housework for her. What a simp.
by Thats the word! June 21, 2020
Get the Simp mug.A southern prep brand that's mostly worn in the south,
It's really noticeable With the bright pastel colors.
With simply southern on the back. Mostly it's like the only thing in girls closet.
It's really noticeable With the bright pastel colors.
With simply southern on the back. Mostly it's like the only thing in girls closet.
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