shoot myself in the face

an expression of self-loathing or disgust directed towards either yourself, others, or an event. Also expressed as "shoot me in the face".

I didn't pass? Shoot me in the face.

He struck out? Shoot me in the face.

I came already? Guess I won't be shooting you in the face. Shoot me in the face.

by J to the Rone June 27, 2005

why'd ya shoot me?

A remark most commonly used when someone gets shot.

*BANG* Why'd ya shoot me?

by Saturos November 8, 2003

Shoot a hot one down her gullet

A phrase used to denote ejaculating into/inside a girl's mouth and or throat.

Derek "Does she swallow?"

Barry "Yeah man, I shot a hot one down her gullet."

by Neo June 15, 2003

crap shoot

Something that is random, not based on skill. People think this refers to an asshole (where your crap shoots out), but it's actually a reference to the dice-rolling game called Craps.

The stock market is a crap shoot.

by EGarrett June 13, 2004

Poo Shooter

1. Person, either male, female or hermaphodite who feels the dire need to spew nonsensical shit or utter lies to make themselves look better in the eyes of their peers. Usually one who is socially inadequate, personally insecure or, quite simply, a fucktard of immense proportions. 2. One who tells lies to make themselves more fantastic in the eyes of others. 3. One who practices bullshit artistry, more commonly known as a bullshit artist.

1. 'I have a Ferrari F50 in my garage at home!' - 'On your income? What a Poo Shooter.'

by John Barry July 4, 2006

I Shoot You

Said after a kill is achieved on Rainbow Six 3 during Live play. "I Shoot You" is almost always followed by teabagging of the victim.

Yay!!! DadKennedy eliminated FatassVodkaChugger69 (Brandon Rodenbaugh). "I Shoot You"

by Deborah Stocker February 9, 2004

Don't shoot the puppy

probably one of the best/worst time waster games ever made. involves a puppy a cannon and maybe the occasional red ball.

Man, I was playing don't shoot the puppy the other day and I about crapped myself it was so fun.

Ever heard of don't shoot the puppy? no? Good, let's keep it that way...

by jolly saint hick January 30, 2009