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Shit Soak

n. 1. One who is such a colossal ass that he absorbs the traits of assholery by which he is surrounded.
2. A person so lame that he adopts the ambient lameness by sporting such articles as a trucker hat, skinny jeans, seven o'clock shadow, or any variation of the tribal tattoo.

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Check that shit soak across the way with his suede Pumas and wallet chain! Let's judge him harshly.
by maestro41 April 16, 2010
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Shit Ramp

The part of the butt crack that tapers into one's back. An area of the body that is frequently missed when washing often leading to an enormous build-up of crack cheese and crack gas. Particulate matter from shit ramp buildup is often expressed from the body by powerful farts.
Dude! Go scrub your shit ramp!
by lkdzzbls July 31, 2010
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shitability

The level of ease (or difficulty) of a particular item to be ingested orally and successfully passed via bowel movement.
"Be careful, Mervin. Those Walmart hotlinks have a low shitability score."

"Too late, Elroy. I'm fartin' blood over here!"
by B.M. Witherspoon Esq. July 13, 2018
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shit his whole ass

Severe diarrhea, often related to food one has consumed.
Damar shit his whole ass after consuming root beer and chili dogs.
by SYWA October 2, 2022
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shitty shit shitter

A garble of words to say when you are trying too hard to insult someone.
You're just a---friken shitty shit shitter, goddammit.
by Nubscrubadubdub May 24, 2016
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smeared shit across the cunt

The act where a female wipes her shitty ass in a hurry and it smears across her vagina - befouling it.
She knew her night was ruined, she had smeared shit across the cunt.
by Zonal K June 28, 2018
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Holdrege Shit

Stemming from the population of small-town Holdrege, Nebraska; Holdrege Shit is defined as anything that meets one or more of the following conditions:

1. Any action or activity that seems to be redneck or something a backcountry USA person would engage in
2. A large-scale party foul, but the condition being that the person committing the foul had very little to drink/smoke
3. Any saying or proposed solution to a problem that does not make sense, and generally seems like something a hick would do
Person A: “We were shooting pumpkins in the field, the cops came and we pulled off on our four wheelers”
Person B: “That’s some pure, unadulterated Holdrege Shit”
by Thehebrewjew November 23, 2018
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