A small town in Central Pennsylvania, located between Lock Haven and State College. The name totally confuses Penn State students, particularly those from Philadelphia or South Jersey when they hear locals use the name, espescially in the context of agriculture, shuttered steel mills and abandoned cigar factories which is about all that's going on in that Jersy Shore.
by chimpsmirk December 23, 2009
Get the Jersey Shore mug.A whore-able show on MTV. It is widely criticized for being terrible and having no plot whatsoever. On my T.V guide it is labled as a "reality" show, but I deny this because the only way this could be reality is if every sane person on this Earth with a gun was dead. I say this because any sane person with a gun would either:1-shoot themselves or 2-kill the entire cast of this mediocre-at-best show. This show is the only reason I think it's possible the world might end in 2012 (no god would allow it to continue), or there simply is no god. The show is also widely spoofed as "jersey whore" and is filled with mentally disabled Italian-Americans including a little orange thing named Snooki and a bunch of dumb losers pretending to have talent whilest wearing extreme amounts of "axe" and hair gel.
Pretentious douche-bag- Damn son! I was excited about gellin' up and gettin' ma tan on but "the shore" came on and I had to stop!
The ghost of Abraham Lincoln-(Shoots the asshole in the face and walks away)
witness-Pfft, jersey shore is still on?
The ghost of Abraham Lincoln-(Shoots the asshole in the face and walks away)
witness-Pfft, jersey shore is still on?
by ieat TURTLES March 22, 2011
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1.) A "reality" show packed to the brim with pimps, trophy wives, and bimbos with obnoxiously fake tans.
2.) shit
2.) shit
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Dave: H4v3 juh s33n d4 l4t3st 3p1s0de of J01sey Shore?
Steve: Shoot me...
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The dog took a Jersey Shore in the kitchen
Dave: H4v3 juh s33n d4 l4t3st 3p1s0de of J01sey Shore?
Steve: Shoot me...
2.
The dog took a Jersey Shore in the kitchen
by InvisibleWater October 13, 2012
Get the Jersey Shore mug.Quite possibly the worst show on air, The show cronicles the life of vapid air head, douchbags and every flavour of asshole from the scum barrel that is new jersey
by Salamia sam i yam October 21, 2010
Get the Jersey shore mug.by theonewithlogic January 23, 2011
Get the jersey shore mug.a "reality" show on MTV that takes New Yorkers and puts them in New Jersey. because few people know or acknowledge the fact that they are from New York and not New Jersey, the are dubbed Jersians. These fake Jersians get drunk, wasted, and start fights all the time, which makes real Jersians look just as bad.
Idiot: Did you watch Jersey Shore last week? Snooki was soooo wasted!
Non-Idiot: I am not going to waste an hour of my precistious time on earth watching such bullshit that makes fun of my home state.
Non-Idiot: I am not going to waste an hour of my precistious time on earth watching such bullshit that makes fun of my home state.
by Field Playa October 30, 2010
Get the Jersey Shore mug.Steve, Jeff and I saw some wicked shore pound om the beach today. Then Jeff went and smelled the sand...gross.
by Gabriel Candelaria February 1, 2008
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