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Metrosexual-Shift

-A process in which millions of men are currently undergoing (see metrosexual). The Metrosexual-shift is actually an unproven theory that states: Within the next few generations (present - 75 years), over 80% of men will become metrosexuals.

-This is partly due to the rate that men are gravitating towards things that were traditionally female.

-Hair care products and styling tools, body & face creams, tight fitting clothes, sun glasses and other style trends that one would generally attribute to a female or homosexual male are catching on at a rapid speed with heterosexual males.
Contrary to popular belief, any man who owns a flat iron is *NOT* secure in his sexuality and is undergoing the metrosexual-shift.
by urbanr0cker May 13, 2008
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Blue Shift

1. The political change of the United States in favor of liberalism.

2. A commercial expansion pack for the popular computer game Half-Life that is commonly mocked with the name "Blue Shit". In my opninion, it is a good expansion that gets lots of hate for being a little too short. It also included the high definition pack for Half-Life and Half-Life: Opposing force which enchanced the graphics with new 3D models.
1. There is a blue shift in washington going on
2. I just got Blue Shift and the high def pack.
by gothrocker0207 September 27, 2005
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Shifting tin

I was shifting tin like crazy last night. I sucked about five robot dicks at the Boston Dynamic’s holiday party.
by benjmartin February 3, 2018
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green shift

The phenomenon of miscommunication at work that occurs when information is passed from a subordinate to a superior, then to the superior's superior, and so on.
I told my boss that we need new filing cabinets, but thanks to green shift, the CEO ordered us new chairs.
by Max January 23, 2009
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split shift

to have a day off in between drinking, normally in the sense of the weekend from thursday to sunday.
Jack: Hey bro you getting crunk all weekend?
Scotty: No im only doing a split shift.
by Scotty Matheson August 4, 2007
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night shifting

To work during the night shift, also known as third shift or overnight shift
Why does David look so sleepy?
He is night shifting for his new job so he sleeps during the day.
by rocketshoe79 May 30, 2023
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Shift at Thorntons

A way of telling people you need to defecate quite a lot of matter without being overly disgusting.
Hey guys I will be right back, got a shift at Thorntons.
by Welshasian February 22, 2012
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