shat bisector 

The tool used to cut in half a log of human waste so impossibly long that it won't fit down the toilet hole. Usually a butcher knife.

Yeah, i took such a huge dump my dad had to cut it in half with a shat bisector before he could use the toilet.

Hey, go wash off the butcher knife, it's in the kitchen sink, i had to use it as a shat bisector

shat bisector by Stella Teets July 29, 2006

Shat the bed 

To got up really early in the morning much earlier than you ususally would.

Man I Shat the bed today. I had to get up at 6am to catch the plane.

Shat the bed by Jaber the hut October 24, 2013

shat on a turtle 

when you take out your dip and place it on a turtle

dude that poor turtle went back in his shell after u shat in him.

that turtle almost died from smellin that skoal vanilla after u shat on the turtle

shat on a turtle by patrick March 27, 2005

shat your pants 

1. to fuck up
2. do something embarrassing
3. or fail to act.

1.
You tried to fix my computer, but instead shat your pants.
3.
-why isn't sam here yet?
-i dunno, he's shitting his pants.

shat your pants by protestant revolution of 1472 January 3, 2006

Shat In His Car 

definition of raping someones face hole, normally during a video game, especially CoD. Also used for expressing jubilation after meleeing someone in his/her eye socket.

John: Shit man they're planting the bomb at A
Fred: No worries dude I just went and shat in his car.

Shat In His Car by doggies May 18, 2010

Shat-a-nizzlit 

Another one of a sentence enhancers, as in hell, shit, fuck, and mofo etc.
Is also meant as humor.

1-She is sooooooo shat-a-nizzlit!
2-Hell yea biatch!

Shat-a-nizzlit by South Parker December 14, 2004

shat factory 

noun: a dirty or disgusting public restroom in which one would avoid ANY skin to surface contact.

As Jenny walked to the public restroom she thought, "I'd better not touch anything in this dirty shat factory."

shat factory by beanzbender069 August 21, 2009