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level 5 security clearance

derived from military security levels for access to classified info. i use it on a person or persons who needs permission before they are allowed to speak based on past experiences of saying the stupidest shit you've ever heard; use it especially on those who have a tendency to speak before thinking; i put 5 because thats the highest level i've heard in the army but you can use any number depending on how stupid the remark and your friends or random people are.
after she asked "how do you know when volcanoes are active" anferny and i determined she required a level 5 security clearance before being allowed to ask questions again.
by nani pilikia February 20, 2005
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Serenity

1. sweet
2. erotic
3. pornstar
4. laughy
5. flexible
Serenity is the sweetest erotic flexible pornstar that will make you laugh.
by josh k June 11, 2006
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Busch Gardens Security

1. Men in uniforms who look just like the Pinellas County Sheriffs Office.

2. Rent a cops in a theme park who pretend they actually have authority.

3. Individuals who take formentioned fake authority and try to badger people in the park to boost their own self esteem and/or image.
1. I cant tell if thats a deputy sheriff or a Bush Gardens security officer...lets move closer.

2. That Busch Gardens Security dude just told me somebody reported me for profanity.

3. He didn't do an investigation Ed.....he simply walked up to me and told me to stop using foul language or he will boot me from the park. He just assumed the reports were genuine.
by thebgresident April 7, 2010
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Mall-Security

one leet motha f*cka
Mall-Security owns!
by Mall-Security October 1, 2003
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security blanket

A security blanket is a blanket that young kids have for security.
It originates from a character in the comic strip Peanuts, named Linus van Pelt who always had a security blanket with him.
Gosh, you really need to let go of that security blanket.
by IshiftSandvich December 30, 2015
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Serenity

Beautiful ass motherfucker. she is an awesome friend that has crippling back depression (also known as scoliosis) She has a short ass girlfriend named Brooke. She is sorta tall around 5"6 and she loves to cuddle
dude 1: hey man have you seen serenity?
dude2: yeah she's always with that girl brooke
by Thatweirdgay December 6, 2022
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Serenity

Serenity is a hoe who leads people on. She makes promises she can’t keep.
Serenity is a hoe, she just kissed 3 niggas last week.

She also showed her cousin her boobs.
by Demarcus Cousin 3rd March 25, 2022
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