schlongky

term used for a mans penis

i was talking to a girl at that party and she reached in my pants and totaly grabed my schlongky

by the original schmidt December 10, 2006

Schlong hit

When your load hits her in the face.

She took a serious schlong hit to the face. She should of swallowed.

by jcazzy May 30, 2009

Schlongiopath

Someone who has a schlong social disorder.

A Schlongiopath is Someone who as a constant grandiose sense of self (JR). Feel entitle to sex has their right. Constant need for stimulation. Impulsive nature.

by charlotte loves nyc.exec August 5, 2009

Schlonson

A combination of Schlong and Johnson. 2013's new word for penis.

Ex. 1: "Dude you just grabbed my schlonson!"

Ex. 2: "As soon as I pulled out my schlonson, the chick's mouth was watering"

Ex. 3: "All you haters can swing from my schlonson"

by Beautiful Baby February 19, 2013

Schlonging

The act of longing for the perfect schlong.

Princess Fiona waited in her tower schlonging for the perfect man to save her.

by schlonging515 June 25, 2020

schlonger bonger

Someone’s schlong which is that long to the point where they accidentally bong their schlong into others.

Bob: Harry is a schlonger bonger, he hit me 10 times yesterday.

by Toastor January 5, 2021

scion

A car made by Toyota, not that many people know how to pernounce it. It is the most lovable car out there, especially the XB's.

Is that your car?
Yes, it's my new Scion XB!
MAN, I wish I had one!

by Madsy October 12, 2005