Schlopes

Pronounced "schlowpps". A slang term used to refer to ski slopes. Usage is favoured by those of an agricultural background in north west celtic europe (Ireland).

I was schiing down the schlopes hai at a fair auld lep
Jaysus, that was a fierce steep schlope boss

by shdunne February 13, 2012

Schlimple

When some one with a low IQ has one leg longer than the other and it affects their walk.

"Shes been schlimple since birth, put together totally wrong."

by Aggs87 December 12, 2013

schloming

When one is embraced in such a deep schlom, it means they are unable to move any part of their body due to the consumption of either: Weed, Alcohol, and most commonly but least recognised, food. The Schlom can take over your life, and with no serious cure, the only way to get rid of it is to schlom even harder!

Nah bruv, swear down the other day I was schloming so 'ard I coudlnt even tell if I was naked or wearing a wetsuit.

by Schlom March 10, 2015

Schlouping

Schloup / Schlouping: the state between being awake and asleep while listening to mellow music generally and in comfortable clothing.

I fancy just schlouping about today.

by mkgillespie November 13, 2015

schlumpfe

The act of eating blue candy that turns your tongue blue and then proceeding to fellate a guy, thus turning his member blue.
Stems from the German word for smurf.

Bro I was at this Halloween party and Tabitha totally schlumpfed me in the poolhouse

by Robert Rigby March 12, 2016

Schlumpkin

While you are squatting in the shower your significant other is giving you a blowjob while you are taking a shit.

My wife gave me the Schlumpkin and I didn't even step on my poo.

by Nothingbutstank September 24, 2016

schlampp

A name of an animal who likes to eat tacos

"Look at that schlampp go"

by Liven August 4, 2016