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Pubic Scare 

When you about to have sex and the partner takes of his/her pants and there are so many pubes that you either get turned off or go into shock.
John: I was at the bar last night and I got this girl to come home with me but when I took off her pants I felt like Tarzan about to enter the jungle, the bitch gave me a huge pubic scare!
Jim: Damn, did you go into shock?
John:Nah, I went out, bought a machete, came back and made my way into the jungle!
Jim: Really?
John: Hell no, even Indiana Jones wouldn't enter that temple! I passed the fuck out!
Jim:Pussy
John: STFU
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HAREM scarem 

The act of blowing raspberries through your facemask while debating the opposite sex.
Man I wish she could feel the negative vibest she gave off during my harem scarem.
HAREM scarem by Murray the K July 27, 2020

red nose scare

The wave of creepy clown sightings sweeping the nation and causing terror and mass hysteria. Derived from the red noses clowns wear and the "red scare" of the 1950s.
The red nose scare began in the second half of 2016.

Did you see that mob running around looking for creepy clowns? It's a red nose scare!
red nose scare by surferninja October 7, 2016

scare junkie 

noun Those addicted to the adrenaline boost of being scared
This can be shown by having an abnormal love of horror films, seeing a scary film an abnormal amount of times or going to a place / doing something you know will scare you... abnormally.
Pete: Yo, that Texas Chain Saw Massacre was pimpin
Smithy: Cool
Pete: Damn straight COOL, I seen it 8 times
Smithy: YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING SCARE JUNKIE!
or
"Yo, that Debbie is so weird"
"Na, she's just a scare junkie"
scare junkie by chilli_shakes December 14, 2008

scareware 

Scareware: Using popular and mis-spelled search terms, the criminals divert people to sites that are seeded with fake warnings about virus infections. The pop-up warnings claim that a visitor's PC is riddled with malicious programs, virusses and spyware. In turn visitors are duped into buying fake removal software.
Scareware peddlers are misleading people with false evidence that their machine is infected with viruses and are encouraging them to download and buy software that basically does nothing.
scareware by kgrr March 24, 2009

sacred heart elementary school 

Basically a concentration camp do not send your kids here unless you want your children to be depressed and suicidal. Better off sending your kid to some ghetto school because the education probably is better since all the teachers are dumb as fuck. The principle is 900 years old and will personally attack ur child most likely. Basically this school is like spending 10 years in hell.
Ew shit this place is like sacred heart elementary school

Ugh I hate school. Bitch stfu I went to sacred heart elementary school it can’t be that bad

SCARECROW cHRIST

SCARECROW cHRIST is an Avant-Garde Experimental band From Fowlerville Michigan. Originally formed as a "Circus Metal" Act, but grew tired of sticking to one Genre. Is known to fuse elements such as Techno, Funk, Metal, Jazz, Blues, Ambient, and many other styles of sound all into one song, often switching styles within the seconds.
www.myspace.com/scarecrowchrist
Have you listened to SCARECROW cHRIST? They're like every band you like and don't like mixed into one.
www.myspace.com/scarecrowchrist