samoan smile

When your doing your girl and she is about to 'O" face and you swipe your finger from the bottom to the top of your ass and wipe it right on her upper lip right before she cums. and watch her give you the best smile ever.

When your doing your girl and she is about to 'O" face and you swipe your finger from the bottom to the top of your ass and wipe it right on her upper lip right before she cums. and watch her give you the samoan smile.

by samoas friend March 7, 2010

smoonique

Smoonique; encapsulating all that is smooth and unique, inspired by Orion Beers tagline.

Wow, her swagger is so smoonique. I want to touch it.

by wakeupmrsingh February 26, 2009

samsonitis

A disease of owning a "Rock" or a Samsung device

People who own rocks have samsonitis.

by Samsungsucks69 February 28, 2016

Samson

Whenever you see a Samson, you should expect to see a short (low 5 foots), american nonce.
If you ever encounter a Samson, especially if you are a little girl, you should make sure to run.
However, Samson is usually always a weeb too. Meaning you should be quite safe, as you do not look like small anime girl.

Jeff: Shame Samson had to go to jail.
Geoff: If only he didn't rape that 5 year old.

by Big-Chungus-The-Second May 29, 2020

samoan rock bottom finish

when you cum after doing a girl, you take out the used condom tie it closed, stand up get your girl to face up, and stand about a feet away from her head, and then yell "if ya smellllllllllllllllll" and you wave your arms side to side three times, chuck away the condom then get back down and teebag your girl, and u raise ur right eyebrow then say, "what the rock...... is cooking?"

girl: Can I get the samoan rock bottom finish, please, please, please?????? pretty pleaseeeeeeee????

boy: IT DOESN'T MATTER!!!!!

by TOTO 6IX 2WO November 21, 2011

Uncle samsonite

A creepy guy who says to a child " It's time to have some fun with uncle samsonite!" If you have watched the 30 second long video then you will know that he is clearly a rape artist. It is a CREEPY video as danachi, livichi and popachi like to say but they are also addicredit to 8t. DON'T WATCH THE VIDEO! !! YOU WILL TOONLY BE OBSESSED! !!

#IT'S TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH UNCLE SAMSONITE

by Evachi May 28, 2018

Samone

Sam + one .... someone who is either unimportant or not cared for.

Did you see samone at the party last night? No who is that.

by bryan croell October 20, 2009