stinky salmon

when one takes their hand and slaps it wildly between the armpit of a chosen victim; similar to the dirty salmon

*Girlfriend hasn't showered*
*man walks up and flaps his hand uncontrollably in her armpit* *sniffs*
*WOO THATS A STINKY SALMON

by anonymous December 1, 2020

Sex salmon

A term applied to a partner that gets a girl so wet that he must swim upstream between her thighs before pleasing her.

Hey, you know that kid named Brad? I heard from Britney that he is a total sex salmon.

by Drtrantheman123 May 13, 2016

Soggy Salmon

The smacking of a wet, flaccid penis across one’s face.

I’ll give that bitch one hell of a soggy salmon.

by BlueJayWay1998 September 12, 2018

Man salmon

When a dude wears a pink shirt

"Scott loves the Man Salmon, Mel not so much"

by G Girl xoxo November 14, 2015

salmon roeee

salmon roeee is an aesthetic which derives from the 90's,00's and the 2010's.people with this aesthetic mostly wear baggy and skinny jeans,skater skirts and many more trends from the 90's,00's and 2010's.

these jeans i got from depop are soooo cuteeeee it fits the salmon roeee aesthetic

by _saumonnnnn_ January 24, 2022

Salmon Slapper

The sound two lesbians make during the scissoring position as their vagina lips clap together in a slapping motion

You see that girl over there

She use to be a Salmon Slapper before she went on Solids

by GlonkySalmon June 6, 2022

Salmon Tears

A secretion of the vagina to aid the entry of the penis, often collecting into fish butter after much friction.

'Jeremiah began to tickle the young lady with his tongue, and it was not soon before he could taste salmon tears.'
From the 'Bellringers' Handbook 1942'

by Tund March 6, 2008