by Ilovemilfs420 July 19, 2021
Get the sierra salmonmug. The sound two lesbians make during the scissoring position as their vagina lips clap together in a slapping motion
by GlonkySalmon June 6, 2022
Get the Salmon Slappermug. Slang.
Unlike a Brown Toilet Trout which is gone when you flush the toilet a Toilet Salmon is a turd that when flushed returns like a salmon that swims upstream back to where it was spawned.
Unlike a Brown Toilet Trout which is gone when you flush the toilet a Toilet Salmon is a turd that when flushed returns like a salmon that swims upstream back to where it was spawned.
Example 1:
Holy cow, I flushed twice and I still can't get this toilet salmon to go down stream. What has that crazy vegan been feeding me?
Example 2:
A flushing sound heralds a momentarily soon to be unoccupied bathroom that upon departure of its user becomes occupied. The new occupant notices something left behind in the toilet where it is heard, "HEY Someone left a turd in here!"
The reply: "You can't blame me for a toilet salmon spawning season. I flushed."
Example 3:
"I flushed but if there are any toilet salmon in there you can't hold that against me."
Holy cow, I flushed twice and I still can't get this toilet salmon to go down stream. What has that crazy vegan been feeding me?
Example 2:
A flushing sound heralds a momentarily soon to be unoccupied bathroom that upon departure of its user becomes occupied. The new occupant notices something left behind in the toilet where it is heard, "HEY Someone left a turd in here!"
The reply: "You can't blame me for a toilet salmon spawning season. I flushed."
Example 3:
"I flushed but if there are any toilet salmon in there you can't hold that against me."
by Fractious1 November 26, 2017
Get the toilet salmonmug. by BlueJayWay1998 September 12, 2018
Get the Soggy Salmonmug. by The dad who got milk October 23, 2019
Get the Salmon cheesemug. when one takes their hand and slaps it wildly between the armpit of a chosen victim; similar to the dirty salmon
*Girlfriend hasn't showered*
*man walks up and flaps his hand uncontrollably in her armpit* *sniffs*
*WOO THATS A STINKY SALMON
*man walks up and flaps his hand uncontrollably in her armpit* *sniffs*
*WOO THATS A STINKY SALMON
by anonymous December 1, 2020
Get the stinky salmonmug. A term applied to a partner that gets a girl so wet that he must swim upstream between her thighs before pleasing her.
by Drtrantheman123 May 13, 2016
Get the Sex salmonmug.