by dumbloser April 21, 2019

by A_random_canadian October 21, 2021

by Mich Hawaii May 10, 2006

by BlueStripes March 15, 2019

When you masturbate to some shitty porn so when you ejaculate your cum leaks out, instead of shooting out, as if your penis is crying at how bad your taste is.
I watched some pretty bad porn today and had a sad cum, man I wish it would shoot out like it used to.
by Spaz69 October 22, 2014

by yeezywhat'sgood June 6, 2017

Being upset and sad to the state where you're compared to bread. Bread is soft and when you're sad as bread you're being soft
by bbandobad January 10, 2017
