sack of stupid

someone who is a complete and utter failure as a human being they tend to be; clumsy, slow, not very bright or what some people call touched in the head, you generally tend to ignore what these idiotic people say and try to avoid them at all costs

Guy 1: Man Joe is 12 lbs of stupid in a 2 lbs pail just look at him.
Guy 2: Yea he's one huge sack of stupid
Guy 1: Let's go grab a beer and make fun of him for the next half hour
Guy 2: Hell yea as long as your paying
Guy 1:(under breath) Get a job you cheap ass

by iridebikes:D June 28, 2007

Leather Sack

The condition in which one's testicals tighten up and feel leathery often happening after exiting a pool or cold bath. The physical feel of testicles while experiencing Blue Balls. The shrinkage and tightening of your balls right before blowing your load.

That pool was fucking cold, I think i have leather sack.

by Mike Grizzlee July 3, 2007

sack dat

when one cannot be arsed (fuck it)

nah man, sack dat.
'are you going to sociology' 'sack dat!'

by DJroshni December 7, 2007

Sack Sat

When a man with large floppy balls accidentally sits down on his own testicles, causing much shouting and pain.

Brian sat down too quickly, and ended up on one of his own balls. Got Sack Sat Son!

by poopoo shirt May 19, 2008

sack crab

A person who follows you around, or invades your space therefore riding your "sack" or "nutsack".

Joeys little brother was hovering around like a little "sack crab"

by LexisMom09 April 13, 2009

Sack skid

When a man is taking a shot and the long turd breaks off, falls forward and smacks the ball sack. Leaving a skid mark.

Janice was miffed last night while she was blowing my junk and she said it was a little funky. It must have been from the sack skid I had earlier.

by J rock from the dirty E April 4, 2018

Grape Sack

A male with a small set of testicles with an unusually taut scrotum.

Dan has a grape sack.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017