The Roost

A shitty cold chicken sandwich shop. Usually uses some variation of chicken salad minus the mayo.

God help me please, I ate at Roost for lunch.
Ahhh!!! I feel like I just ate diarrhea...No sir you just had Roost.
Who the fuck keeps the Roost?...I think their only investor is a guy named Thramer.

The Roost by Kyle Hartley August 14, 2008

Putting socks on a rooster 

To say that the task at hand is "like putting socks on a rooster" says that it is a very daunting and nearly impossible feat.

Getting all these kids to stand still while waiting for cake is "like putting socks on a rooster".

Putting socks on a rooster by Enigmanate November 25, 2015

roos 

Referring to one's vertical jumping abilities, useful for conversations regarding sports such as basketball or football where a high vertical jump is used to one's advantage.

Aye, my manz Nate Robinson got them roos son! He jumped over Dwight Howard like it was nothing.

roos by HitStick93 May 4, 2010

Roostor 

A bird not unlike others in appearance but instead it flies really fast and yells "ROOSTOR". Sometimes the bird will come out of nowhere and scream "ROOSTOR" at inappropriate times.

Oh my god I just saw a roostor swoop down and scream in my face.

Roostor by Jimcocknballs August 4, 2007

Rooskank  

a girl who is butt ugly and a slut but who always tries to jump into bed with the nearest person she see's hence the "roo" like a kangaroo, that jumps all over the place. a rooskank tries to jump into having sex with you. she is a slut. a rooskank will try to force herself onto someone, normally they are not fine.

Rupert: Damn, that girl is a Rooskank !
Clive: yeah i know she is so damn ugly! she tried to jump into bed with me, practically forced herself one me!
Rupert: what? what a slut, she tried it on with me as well.
Clive: if im really desperate i'll have the Rooskank !

Rooskank by lovely jubleee February 7, 2009

angry rooster 

When a male gets a boner (see also erection) and can't get rid of it. Usually it is put down by the common masturbation. (An angry rooster typically hurts.)

I had an angry rooster untill I masturbated... ahh it hurt so bad.

angry rooster by H4WK1234567 June 23, 2006

Texas Rooster 

While a lady is sleeping, you squat over the top of her with you ass facing her head, with a semi erect cock you tap her on her forehead while crowing like a rooster "Cock - a - doodle - do".

My girlfriend got drunk last nite and slept thru her alarm, so i woke the bitch up with a Texas Rooster.

Texas Rooster by Crazy Lenny and Bill of DB Inc. January 2, 2009