Puerto Rican smooch

When a rim job's spit is farted back into a person's mouth to insight a reaction.

Dude, we were having a good night until Nadia gave me a Puerto Rican smooch so I would stop giving her a rim job.

by Alfredo S. October 9, 2017

Puerto Rican Weekend

Calling in sick Friday, and the following Monday.

"I'm firing Enrique for taking too many Puerto Rican Weekends."

by FooSieben July 29, 2019

Puerto Rican Stool

The act of masturbating with one hand while placing a finger inside of your rectum.

Josh told his friends how he wanted to go give himself a Puerto Rican Stool when he got home tonight.

by ican' March 1, 2020

Puerto Rican Lowball

When someone offers you offer an absurd amount for an item that’s for sale. Usually done by Hispanics, Mexicans, Puerto Ricans

Item for 1000

Pedro: “ ¿Sigue disponible? 300 cash”

Mark: “how about no, and speak English”

Pedro: “400 cash right now”

Mark: “not happening, I don’t have time for your Puerto Rican lowball”

by Clark408 September 29, 2020

Puerto Rican Deviled Egg

When a guy is hovered over his girl and is jerking off on her face, and when he cums on her face he simultaneously shits on her chest... he must really like her a lot!!!

*don't do this if you have bad knees

Fun Fact = if you have explosive diarrhea and do this whilst cuming on her face, its called a Puerto Rican Volcano.

Ex. Knowing I was going to see my girl later, I went to Cotijas and ate 2 juicy carnitas burritos with extra sour cream and hot sauce. I then proceeded straight to Amanda's house, hoping I wouldn't shit myself, knowing I was on borrowed time. As soon as I walked through the door, I had to tip toe, knowing I might shit myself. I grabbed her hand and rushed her into the bedroom, threw her on the bed while I rapidly took my pants off, I straddled her chest and gave her the best Puerto Rican Deviled Egg she's ever had.

Ex. I was having a shitty day, it was a typical Tuesday, so I went through the drive-thru at Arbys and got a number 2. As I finished my Arbyque, I told the wife I was coming home, I felt something strong coming on. She was dead asleep when I arrived, my genitals started rise. So I gave her a wink, put on the stink, and gave her a Puerto Rican Deviled Egg... while unawakened.

by Jason’s Sugar Tits July 6, 2021

Costa Rican Hotdog Farmer

When someone in a third world country pleasures multiple homeless people under a bridge using a penis pump.

Some stupid hoopajoop decided he wanted to be a Costa Rican Hotdog Farmer and has a line of homeless people obstructing traffic for a mile to have his penis pump used on them.

by DonkeyPuncher911 April 28, 2023

Rihanna

She is very loud and might act shy but behind curtains she has a big personality, she loves drama and eventually finds a way to get to the top she is usually very confident and really WILD she loves to explore new worlds and jumps on to a new thing very quickly.

Guys find her quite the “sexy”.

Damn that’s such a Rihanna look at the way she walks!
Damn! What a Rihanna

by sweet tea sip sip November 7, 2019