Definitions by FooSieben

Dorsey's law 

The quantity of truth in any breaking news story damaging to a democrat can be measured by how quickly and aggressively twitter moves to censor and suppress it.

"Did you see how quickly twitter censored the NY Post story about sloe joe biden meeting with Burisma execs when he claimed he never did? Looks like yet another case of Dorsey's law!"

Dorsey's law by FooSieben October 15, 2020

Puerto Rican Weekend 

Calling in sick Friday, and the following Monday.

"I'm firing Enrique for taking too many Puerto Rican Weekends."

Puerto Rican Weekend by FooSieben July 29, 2019

Puerto Rican Briefcase 

A plastic single-use grocery bag frequently used by latinos to transport their lunch.

"The fridge at work was jam packed full of Puerto Rican Briefcases."

Puerto Rican Briefcase by FooSieben July 29, 2019