level ride

The instance of an '88 Cadillac achieving the optimal balance between performance and comfort.

Yo, Vito's Caddy's got such a level ride.

by glfr69 April 25, 2006

Riding the tampony

Phrase describing the act of menstruation.

-Did you get lucky last night?
-Nah man she's been riding the tampony for days.
-Gnarly.

by Aquamellon August 06, 2009

riding the bean

Drinking coffee; feeling caffeinated or jittery from drinking coffee.

"Hey, do you wanna go get some coffee?"
"No thanks, I'm already riding the bean"

by Brandee WB May 17, 2008

Riding dirty

Riding dirty means getting caught by the police with contraband, or in urban slang, gettin caught by da po po, wid some of dat dro dro.

When the sirens went off, all i could do was floor it cuz I was riding dirty like a muafuca.

by Nokari D. January 29, 2006

fat ride

Desperate, fat person.

300lb man: hey baby, wanna dance?

Girl: fuck off ya fat ride!

by JONA-1967 February 04, 2017

Riding the unicorn

The act of riding a psychedelic unicorn through space and time.

"Wolfy looks so far out today, what was wrong with him?"
"Dude he's riding the unicorn so hard right now."

by Chaogina September 05, 2011

Dick Riding

What everyone was doing during the '08 election.

Thugnificient: ♪Dick riding for tomorrow♪
♪Dick riding for today♪
♪Dick riding for the straight♪
♪Dick riding for the gay♪
♪Dick riding for America♪
♪Dick riding for Iraq♪
♪It's okay to ride that dick just as long as its Barack's♪

by Grandad Freeman April 20, 2010