Rectum

Ebonics for "Wrecked them", i.e. "wrecked 'em"

"Man, I had me two Cadillac's and my bitch RECTUM both"

by Pipiri Pao November 12, 2007

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The punchline to an infamous joke; the actual joke, however, is unknown and, therefore, only the punchline is used. It's enough.

Rectum?! Damn near killed 'em!

by Dick B December 28, 2005

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Rectum Rocket

Large member of the male genitalia used in anal insertion, purferably in females.(or males if you like that..... I guess)

Hey baby, come take a ride on my Rectum Rocket.

by Dixie Normous March 3, 2003

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compound contraction of "Wrecked" and "Them" from middle ebonics

I had me two caddalac but my ol' lady done rectum bofe

by Everett Walker April 17, 2003

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This is very simple people. Imagine a sauerbraten, but smelly and with the consistency of any of the following:
-Cheesecake
-Kit Kat bars
-a human finger
-etc (not too hard, not too soft)
Now picture this substance coming out of a homo-erectus' naughty spot (the bung cavity / choco-puddin' zone / rectum / sphinctrum-oreolis).
Finally, imagine this object smelling somewhat like a horse's baby-making-area. If one is unfamiliar with this scent, simply take a whiff after you go choco-potty (dropping the yong'uns off at le pool).

This, my friends, is Rectum Cake

Jordan: 'Mitchell, what's that smell?'
Jesse: 'Yeah it stinks'
Nolan: 'Mitchell tell me you didn't just-'
Mitchell: 'Yep, I made Rectum Cake! Dig in!'
Nolan: Why did you ruin my carpet ?!?!

Michael the Happy Squirrel left the presence of Mitchell due to the spliffage of his Rectum Cake.

by Big Tuna / Timmy the Flying Cat November 15, 2006

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