Texas Rangers

A major league baseball team from Arlington, TX. Known most for choking in clutch situations, losing 2 straight world series, and trading all their good players.

Damn I was hoping the Texas Rangers would win the World Series this year but they choked again!!

by los huevos May 20, 2014

Robbie Ranger

One who calls himself a helicopter pilot because he has hover soloed in an R-22 helicopter. Often buys "Look at me I'm a helicopter pilot" type of memorabilia, such as huge rear window stickers and T-shirts. Said Robbie Ranger will also likely have a myspace page with pictures of themselves flying while wearing aviator sunglasses. In some instances, Robbie Rangers have even been spotted wearing military colored flight suits with patches. It is also common for Robbie Rangers to have tribal tattoos and tight fitting emo t-shirts.

Although the previous description is accurate most of the time, it is important to remember that Robbie Rangers can be any age or gender. In fact many of them are older men who are lost in their mid life crisis. Many of them have left their computer industry careers, or are using a GI bill to fulfill their pipe dream.

When conversing with a Robbie Ranger, he will often tell you that he flies the most difficult helicopter to fly and it's made him a better pilot.

Lifeboat78: Hey ladies, I just got back from a really dangerous cross country training flight. There I was, upside down in a cumulonimbus when the engine quit. For a moment I thought I was going to die but since I'm a better stick than my instructor, I said "Listen loser, I am god's gift to aviation, hand over the controls and I'll salvage this." I entered an inverted autorotation and did a split S (HOT CHICK INTTERUPTS)

Hot Chick: OH Wow thats so cool! I've never met a helicopter before!! So you guys get paid like a $100,000 a year right?

Lifeboat78: Yeah thats what my flight school told me, but I just love to fly so much that (HOT CHICK INTERRUPTS AGAIN)

Hot Chick: Umm, so you aren't actually getting paid?

Lifeboat78: Well not right now, but I'm going to fly to this safety seminar on Saturday and I have an empty seat...

Hot Chick: Oh, thats like so cool, but my friend just texted me soooooo yeah, I have to go. Later Robbie Ranger.

by lifeboat78 May 5, 2010

rangatangle

to get in a fight with a ranga. or get tangled in anything orange

man 1:oooh mate you look like you got bashed
man 2:yea ,i was in a rangatangle list night
man 1 : oh ok that explains everything

by chrism356 October 20, 2008

driving range

Where one goes to crush golf balls off a tee on a fenced in range while imagining the face of their boss on the golf ball.

I go to the driving range when my supervisor pisses me off.

by whitemale_98 January 6, 2005

range rover

Quite possibly they best vehicle in the world, ever. Manufactured at the Landr Rover factory in Sollihull, England. Now in its 33rd year and on its model evolution.

The Range Rover made the jeep drivers gaze in awe.

by Sven King April 2, 2003

rangel

a waste of time, of no real value

It was a total rangel to get him to understand

by jim@amat September 8, 2008

rangers

Widely known as a Sectarian club that has been under many investigations for racism and sectarianism. The clubs most controversial issue was not allowed Catholic players to play for the squad until 1988 - some 100 years after it had been established. A percentage of Rangers fans are often allowed to sing sectarian songs and chants.

"Fuck the pope"
"Up to my knees in Fenian blood"

by Sean M June 12, 2005