Daniel Webster Ratio

Extremely large of males in the presence of a small number of females. Named after the college in Nashua, NH where the girl to guy ratio is close to 1:10.

Pat: Dude theres so much fucking sausage at this party.
Dave: Yeah, I think i only see like 4 girls and 40 guys here.
Pat: I see the Daniel Webster Ratio is in effect!

by DWCpilot July 30, 2008

Rati

Buenos Aires (Argentina) slang for "policeman".

"Che, apagá el churro que viene un rati".

"Hey dude, put out the joint; It's coming a policeman".

by Abel927 January 22, 2011

Natty to Slampiece Ratio

The Natty to Slampiece Ration (NSR) is the mathematical law defining the fixed ratio of Nattys to Slampieces in a given area at any given time, per 1 Bro. When N= natty and S= slampiece, the ratio is as follows: S>N.

For instance, if there is 1 Natty, before the Natty can be consumed, there must be at least one slampiece in close proximity to that natty. This law is closely related to the Bro to Slampiece Ratio (BSR) and the Natty to Bro Ratio (NBR).

Bro 1 and Bro 2 are talking on the phone.

Bro 1: Bro, i've got a real problem. I was about to pound a six-pack of Natty here but then i realized- I only have 5 slampieces! My Natty to Slampiece Ratio is totally unchill, bro! Can you help a bro out, bro?

Bro 2: Absbrolutely, bro. I'll be right over. It just so happens I've got an extra slampiece right here.

Bro 1: Thanks bro. You're the best bro a bro could ask for.

by E. R. Smith November 6, 2010

ratify

(n) to dirty something by putting it in contact with a nonsterile rat.

We must touch the constitution with a rat in order to ratify it.

or

Don't touch that container with an ungloved hand - it's been ratified, since Whiskers was just playing in it.

by neuralnetter October 6, 2008

felatio ratio

The amount of times one gets head during sex as opposed to the times one dosn't.

"We may have had a lot of sex lately but my felatio ratio has really dropped off!! I'm getting it 1 out of 7 times anymore!

by scatbrat April 16, 2009

raristic

A symptom of computer that will stop download any .exe files after 99% of progess but works 100% well if the file is in .rar format.

"yesterday i was trying to download that maple story private server in .exe but man... it stuck at 99% what a raristic pc."

by MMOfreakZ January 19, 2009

Ratimal

When your pet reminds you of a rat or rat like creature. Mainly relates to dog owners or anything rat resembling.

As I walked into my lonely apartment, the scurrying of my 2 ratimals made me smile.

by MrRogersSweater March 13, 2019